Tœmi😤😤

[🕊 @Armzinnho]

Sunderland doing playing out the back gimmick against city after WWE against us

[Ziick01 @50boyziick]

First time I ate pussy I knew that shit was for me.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Some can’t even comprehend basic rizz 💔

[Nøfacetj @realnofacetj]

“Did i ask you to do all that for me?”

[Jovy @chimajovita]

me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card

[. @iam_harryjuana]

make tolani first help me lose that nonsense braids wey dey saka head. let’s start from there first.

[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

lmao found it

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

4 games ZERO set piece goals

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

✅ 3 points

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

“Still studying” bruther the test is due at 11:59 😭

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

✅ 3 points

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

at least SOMEONE knows when to retire...

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[margery kempe’s arrest record @TrashCatComet]

Googling Ian McKellen’s health but with a napkin over my head so that God can’t see what I’m doing and get any ideas.

[ELI @Elishabenson_]

Me on my way to do the dishes then someone tells me to do it.

[REHOBOTH 🇬🇧🇳🇬🏖️ @CallmeRehoboth]

“Boss nah swap you wan swap?”
“Boss nah sell you wan sell?”
“Boss Abi nah buy you wan buy?”
“Boss I get wetin you Dey find”

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The nerdiest thing I do is randomly use a word I did not even realize I knew, then Google it to check if I used it correctly. Most times, I did.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It's a misdirect. Doom gone pull off that mask and it's gone be Terrence Howard