Tom Oldroyd

Former beaver wrangler

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@Southwesternrailways
When you upgrading to usb c?

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam hey! I’m having trouble connecting my Sky Q box to my Sky hub… both connecting via wps and using the password fail to connect.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Wraps are overrated and will never dethrone the vastly superior sandwich.

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@TicketmasterUK what’s the fuck is this…?? Second time I’ve been booted off… #notabot

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam No, hence me questioning it

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam why is my bill 80 quid more than usual?

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam I know what has changed, devices costs

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@BladeoftheS It’s these cunts that are the problem

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@JeremyClarkson saw this at a car boot!

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam why do I have to jump through hoops to downgrade but upgrading can be done via the app?

[James Acastor @JamesAcastor]

here s a goood tassk for u how’s aboit yu suc my dic

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't get the hype over chicken wings. There's fuck all meat on them, make a mess of your hands and the sauce is usually shit

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

EUROPE IS ON FIRE 🏆🇪🇺

#TeamEurope | #RyderCup

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@SkyHelpTeam hey, I got a new iPhone and need to return my old one. Will packaging come separately?

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

@Chase is iOS 17/Apple Pay working yet?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Your commute is part of your working day. Not only should we be paid for it but we should also be able to write off its expense. You can’t change my mind.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Micah Richards:

“I went to Fiorentina on the last day of the transfer market. But I didn't speak any Italian, so I asked Balotelli what I should say when greeting someone. He gave me tips, and then I went to meet the manager, Montella. I go up to him, shake his hand, and say: "Testa di Cazzo".

Later I found out that it means "Dickhead". 🤣🤣

[Tom Oldroyd @tomismint]

The Street Lane, Leeds @NisaLocally charged the full itemised price for stickered main, snack and drink meal deal… @TradingStdsBlog @RishiSunak sort it out!! 😄

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Imperial measurements have no place in the 21st century and should be abolished as soon as possible. Any old people who are unable to grasp metric measurements are probably beyond help anyway and their predictable opposition should be ignored.