#horizonslive if you had to choose between leaving earth to venture to another planet by yourself or with Robin Ince, what leaving present would you get him?
Trying to work out what kind of universe we have skipped over to where the chaos of a bacon frazzle appearing in a bag of cheese puffs is possible. @AldiUK#aldi
Why do they all insist on dragging out their milkmaid, immigrant, working-class, great grandmothers from 1833 as relevant to this debate? #BBCOurNextPM
NEVER using or recommending @Imperialcar to ANYONE. I wouldn't normally go public with complaints but I'm done with bad customer service these days
This weekend I received a letter from Northants Police informing me my car was involved in a speeding offence (41mph in a 30!) 1/3
@SkySportsGolf for Poults. Amateur golfers try to emulate the skills of their favourite players. What skills do you try to emulate from your fellow pros, past or present?
Does anyone fancy joining me for #golf#networking at the beautiful #Northampton County Golf Club on 9th May? It's free to try! #Forebiz https://t.co/mFY8hkt6w9