tomkei

Manchester united for better for worse

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@Shalomheavens22 @Shalomheavens22 not everyone is meant to eat grasshoppers in the name of nsenene therefore leave anyeri alone😹

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@AtwiineDrake @Shalomheavens22 Up to now some normal humans want us to explain the difference between "anyeri" and a rat? Come-on the animal just resembles a rat😂😹

[tomkei @tomkei8]

😂😂🙌

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

A suspected burglar has died after he allegedly had his hand cut off by a homeowner during a foiled theft in Kyengera Town Council, Wakiso District.

Police identified the deceased as Joseph Sango, a resident of Kazinga Cell in Nsangi Sub-county, Wakiso District.Kampala Metropolitan Police spokesperson Rachael Kawala said Sango died on the evening of May 10, 2026, while receiving treatment at Mulago National Referral Hospital.
“He passed on yesterday evening at Mulago Hospital due to excessive bleeding. Investigations into the matter are still ongoing,” Kawala said on Monday morning.@PulseUganda

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@Esau_Matsiko The assist is for Odegard bro😂

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@KomugishaPeace Obese goat😂

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@ChiefDalla1952 @KomugishaPeace Mukulu, yes fingerprints were not lifted from the knife coz it had rough surfaces but DNA was done and confirmed

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@newvisionwire After reading this nosense, i will never ever buy new vision paper in my life. You think we don't follow the case before you try to lie to us?

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@Ntalebrian22 Have some information before you run to the keyboard. Okello might have not been alone in planning but he drove the car on 1st /04/2026 surveying the ggaba then returned on boda the following day ( 02/04/2026) when he killed the children 🙏

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@rolandkid_ Am seeing a smelly itchy vaginal discharge loading up here🤣

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@FabrizioRomano I am officially backing up Igori Thiago for the golden boot. This is the most stupid elite striker to ever exist. We shall be there in may

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@AtwiineDrake Guy was so shameless, but he should thank his God that he did all these nosense when i have no power to influence decision making in this country 🥺

[tomkei @tomkei8]

My worst part of the session was when this fool asked for a seat and a bottle of water immediately after denying all the charges. If i only had Chance, I would slaughter him without anyone's help 😭😭😭😭

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@SimplyUtd Ten hag will never go off my mind 😭😭😭

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@faith_nabushawo 60%🙏

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@BrightU29680 Start by frequently monitoring your blood sugar levels after this nice lie , anyway do it if the lie is anywhere close to reality 🙏

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@AtwiineDrake @JMNewsNetwork_ If they have enough women, I can help grow their population in a year 10 kids 😂

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@betPawaUG @AtwiineDrake You will explain to me in court whether Morocco won the AFCON or not and if yes why haven't i received the money 🥺

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@AtwiineDrake @betPawaUG @betPawaUG should handle the situation in the same way AFCON is gonna handle the medals 😂😂

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@AtwiineDrake Africa is a joke of a continent. Am waiting for my money from @betPawaUG coz i betted Morocco to win the AFCON. Failure to pay, am suing @betPawaUG 😂

[tomkei @tomkei8]

@UtdForever7 We want a happy Manchester united. Can you win trophies without winning games? Can you get experience without participating? Fuck that dry bummed jealous Roy Keane 🥺🥺