Tom Kozlowski

that dog has forgotten me :(

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@HollyAnderson @Springboks @newampaths @edsbs @Gis Yeah, I emailed Nancy/Carina this morning about doing a bank transfer. Thought this was a better idea than a screenshot from BofA

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

Time to get the @Springboks 🏆🏆on the board for this year’s #CharitibundiBowl (might have to wait for the ACH to clear before they show up in the standings)
@newampaths @edsbs @HollyAnderson @gis

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

Temporarily back to the bad place for the @newampaths #CharitibundiBowl

Let’s start off easy with a celebration of @Stanford’s landing on the leaky life raft that is the ACC (did I just check and see that it should’ve actually been CLT? yes, but I don’t care)

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@HollyAnderson mildly electrocuted myself trying to fix the stand mixer last night so we could have pecan rolls this morning

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

Of course this happens right after @ShutdownFullcas records

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@SaffasRugby @JamesDAustin Going Coast to Coast is from basketball, not football. It involves grabbing a rebound on the defensive end and taking it all the way to score on the offensive end. Football borrowed it from basketball, but it’s much more common in hoops

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@nitishpkulkarni @WillManidis Sadly, standards have slipped

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@edsbs Scotland / South Africa

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@celebrityhottub Drove back from a weekend away with everyone else in the car asleep while I was listening to This American Life and being smug at raising the avg MPG by 2 using the manual override in the automatic rental car

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@McGuire_GIS @texaninnyc Didn’t say anything about getting out

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@McGuire_GIS Add the Southern Hemisphere coward #CharitibundiBowl @newampaths

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

welp, looks like my alma mater doesn’t really need help in the standings this year, but sometimes you just have to pay up #CharitibundiBowl @newampaths @celebrityhottub @edsbs @thejasonkirk

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@McGuire_GIS @newampaths @Springboks @edsbs @HollyAnderson Oh, and of course I paid the fees. That can count for Faf

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@McGuire_GIS @newampaths Gotta be ready and get your weight up for the @Springboks on Sept 23 #CharitibundiBowl @newampaths @edsbs @HollyAnderson

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@McGuire_GIS The weight of Ireland’s Large Adult Son

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@BunkiePerkins This is @celebrityhottub ‘s brother, the Dreaded Todd, right?

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@KrangTNelson Italian Restaurant Name (Carroll Gardens): Silvio's

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@texaninnyc Shook Ones

[Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski]

@edsbs Brooklyn Botanic Garden - the magnolia and cherry trees are in peak bloom. Then you can walk around Prospect Park and/or eat at one of the many good restaurants on Vanderbilt Ave