Tom Leach

Interested person

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

I can’t think of a greater indignity than to have Donald Trump speak at your funeral.

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Or an idiot.

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The “For you” suggestions must be for some other me who’s clearly an asshole.

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@elonmusk The tiny penis parade!

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I guess about a month is all it takes to ruin a 249-year-old brand. Let’s hope this is more New Coke than Kodak.

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

Anything easily provable is ‘fake news’ or a hoax, but eating dogs, aborting newborns, taking your guns, weaponizing justice, and on and on, all true. Got it.

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

I am a cat-less child lady.

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One problem with your plans for the rest of the night. Life is NOT a highway.

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

Freedom of religion is freedom from religion. So kindly, fuck off.

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

Some names I’d like to hear a lot less:
J. Lo.
Brittany Mahomes
Donald Trump

[Tom Leach @tomleach]

I hate everything about licorice, including how it’s spelled.

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There are far too many people recording themselves on the couch, waiting for an earthquake to strike.

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Funny how none of these primaries have been “rigged.”

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@NRSC Is that what we’re calling morons now, patriots?

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Looking to adopt a couple frozen embryos.

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@mehdirhasan @kat_b_fisher What a surprise.

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@RonDeSantis No.

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@karma_shopping What, be cute and smile at camera?

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@historyinmemes I was waiting for the security guard/linebacker to take her out.

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Happy junk-email Friday to those forced to celebrate.