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[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[ander dingus @skofiix]

Felt a sharp pain in my stomach so i knew there was a disturbance… then I open my phone and find out minion rush is sunsetting… its much worse than i could have imagined

[Joseph @joseph02482]

FUUUCKKKK!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! @NYCMayor @NYCMayor MAMDANI PLEASE SAVE US MAMDANI @NYCMayor @NYCMayor @NYCMayor

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[ׂׂૢ @balqysna]

save me crunchy cold green grapes save me

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

i miss one direction.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

I LOVE BEING IN BED!!!!!!!! oh boy i’m sooo cozy it’s sooooo comfortable here i like my blankets i love bedtime

[Miss Pemulis @barbariana]

Mi plan de retiro es que me mate la IA.

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Beautiful woman named Health Canada keeps warning me that everything I love is high in sodium

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly