Tom Millard

[Tom Millard @tommillard81]

@Morrisons Afternoon! I was just wondering if your stores still offer a glass hire service?

[Dan Chaon (@danchaon.bsky.social) @Danchaon]

uh-oh

[Tom Millard @tommillard81]

@Fungiam you and Ice T would not get on.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[an @anloremi]

Complete this image in a way that proves you won’t be replaced by AI

[Sebastiaan de With @sdw]

I don’t think any other company has made an interface where the UI background sticks to type and causes ripples when it drops. This is just so fun and cool.

[Tom Millard @tommillard81]

@TheJackForge @benfrain

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Jesus.

[John Kruzel @johnkruzel]

Political arc of Rudy Giuliani

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Well, that’s one way to end a programme.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this absolute rocket from Dimitri Payet 😳

Wow. Just wow. 🔥

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

[Jeff Maurer @JeffMightBWrong]

Damn...CAPTCHAs getting hard.

[Tom Millard @tommillard81]

@gamblinglamb Hi Alun, I solved this problem in my car by deleting Apple’s music app from my phone.

[Barry Carter @Barry_Carter]

@gamblinglamb My dad was so annoyed at how much we left the lights on when I was a kid he tripped the upstairs fuse box and didn’t put it back on for a year. Literally no light upstairs for a year out of spite.

He finally put it back the day Princess Diana died

[Niamh Walsh @NiamhAWalsh]

In a truly scandalous Christmas scoop

All these various biscuit selections

ARE THE SAME BISCUITS

[Tom Millard @tommillard81]

@AndyMargett Thanks for the enlightening post, Andy 👍

[Polytixs @polytixs]

@MarinaPurkiss @campbellclaret Depressing stat, courtesy of @PrivateEyeNews