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Strait of Borumuz, send it

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

I’m calling it now. When gas hits 9.11 a gallon a reporter will ask Trump about the strait of Hormuz.

Trump will respond word for word:
“you still talking about that strait of BOREmuz? Boring is what it is. Puts me right to sleep. No one cares about that dusty old creek. You are one nasty dirty little bitch you know that? I have a terrific team of killers who would have no problem turning off the light in those nasty little rues of yours. Next question.”

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@baroncoleman @paramounttactcl Gary wasn’t there, just some OTHER extremely gay ‘tards, easy confusion/mix-up to make.

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@EricTrump This is clinically retarded and sociopathic.

Even posting it as a troll/joke is gay and beneath you, which is REALLY saying something in 2026.

Do everyone a favor and go back to ‘not knowing the Great Lakes exist’ like you had all your lives.

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@dbongino Castration, 100%, that’s what happened to Dan Bongino—no need to tune in at 10AM to hear the yappy little pitbull runt rant and rave through a wide-eyed meth-induced psychosis. 👍🏻

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What do you suspect?
What’s your big suspicion today?

Mine is that they’re gonna do more UFOs soon.

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gotta be about “the wife” 🤣

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Why did Erika Kirk refer to her husband Charlie as “some guy on campus“ and why did she seem to diminish and belittle his ministry on university campuses?

That widow sure does seem cold & calculated!

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@ShaneCashman I was one of those folks who always thought you were getting away with something there.

Well done and onward!

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I repeat, @TommyBorumJokes has fallen.

(Saying “aim for the head” with no other context isn’t really violent it’s just precise, btw)

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@fyrfly23 lolol

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@bittercling @tommyborumjokes such that you can’t ID him, super convenient for you

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someone tell Candace we got another segment out of Blake 👇🏻😂

[Blake Neff @BlakeSNeff]

@tommyborumjokes Because they had a person of interest, but didn't know who that person was.

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certain organizations want your access to your camera 🤖

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Today we're launching a brand new Video Editor and Recorder in the iOS app.

This includes some long-awaited features:

• Overlay captions in multiple languages and customize their look
• Green Screen—Add custom backgrounds using posts or photos from your camera roll

One of our biggest priorities is to give creators the tools to create original content & reward those creators.

We have plenty more updates coming to the video editor in the coming weeks.

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This is what broke X for the last hour 💀👇🏻

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Israelis Are Crashing Out! Shills Raging! | Floatshow [6PM EST] https://t.co/giBsPh5iPP

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@DLoesch @RealCandaceO You’re nothing? That’s what you say to people far more influential and important than yourself?

What does that make you, Dana?

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Strait of Borumuz, send it

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@RobbieWillya @tommyborumjokes @RepLuna @JohnMappin Can’t help that I’m psychic and super savvy on international relations 👨‍🏫

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It’s a nice screenshot but keep the stats in next time

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He shouldn’ta been STANDIN’ there!! ⛳️🏌🏼‍♂️

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@ShaneCashman