thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer

i smoke weed and write about it for @riverfronttimes for money, thus proving every teacher i ever had wrong. tips: [email protected]

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

my former drug dealer, another man of high esteem, will also be very pleased

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

i've finally made it

[Ryan Krull @RyanWKrull]

Wow, very cool to see @RiverfrontTimes weed correspondent in the pages of Harpers, like many other influential men and women of American letters before him @DoyleMurphy

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

@DoyleMurphy personally i can think of no one more deserving

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

i have no idea if people enjoy reading the "higher thoughts" sections at the bottom of these reviews as much as i enjoy writing em, but the one in this review is probably my favorite so far. thanks, Sour Tangie, and thanks @naturemedmo https://t.co/lMnguboeJB

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

the flora farms-branded GG4 (gorilla glue, pictured) that i picked up on this trip to @NBlissCannabis has rapidly risen to the top of my list of go-to strains. great for several reasons, but phenomenal for pain https://t.co/pyassTKgMY

[Greenlight Dispensary @greenlightdispo]

We spy a #GreenlightDispensary review! 🚦👀 Read what @TOMMYCHIMS has to say in the @RiverfrontTimes about #GreenlightSTL! #missourimedicalcannabis #cannabiscommunity #mmj

https://t.co/Lq7SNv3hDi

[Danny Wicentowski @D_Towski]

The best part of my week is reading @TOMMYCHIMS "Higher Thoughts," and this week's inspired piece manages to tie together the intricacies of air-tromboning and the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia -- seems @greenlight_stl's "Lava Cake" hits the sweet spot. https://t.co/AOavVA75Go

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

my latest review is of the Ferguson location of @Greenlight4STL, which in addition to some really killer cannabis (that Lava Cake!) also has another great feature -- a drive-thru https://t.co/QYJoLxYP6E

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

Under the measure introduced this year by Rep. Cheri Toalson-Reisch, parole eligibility would be restored to drug offenders convicted of first and second-degree drug trafficking who have served at least ten years of their sentence. https://t.co/bSqSuhAxt6

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

south county is getting pretty flush with dispensaries lately https://t.co/aR6vdtmDbg

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

it almost completely slipped my mind to share this week's review! occupational hazard i suppose https://t.co/PNVzqOd8Zf

[Doyle Murphy @DoyleMurphy]

Come for the review. Stay for the ballad of Dorian Belle, introduced through a masterwork of short-story writing.

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

"Pending a parole hearing, Franklin could soon be leaving prison, making him one of just ten 'prior and persistent drug offenders' to do so — and the first case of Parson's clemencies related to marijuana crimes." https://t.co/BfzRJClRfX

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

my latest, a review of @jane_missouri in the Loop. i can't recommend that C4-branded Bubba Fett enough! https://t.co/c5WI6lUgcB

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

"Notably, none of Parson's commutations have yet involved cannabis cases, meaning the last time a Missouri governor freed a cannabis-related drug offender was 2015, when Gov. Jay Nixon freed Jeff Mizanskey from a life sentence" https://t.co/xaPOcuskgw

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

@democritus_wri thanks! very kind

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

this week's review took me to Swade Cannabis's colorful new location in the Grove, where i was delighted to find Blue Dream pre-rolls. ten thumbs up https://t.co/OWX5KgHWBj

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

@beganovic2021 @DoyleMurphy you think i don't know mary? BB2 from the 2019-2020 board of aldermen session became ordinance number 70982 on 6/25/19, codifying where it's appropriate to zone MMJ facilities in the city of st. louis. who you calling a character

[thomas k chimchards, professional weed enjoyer @TOMMYCHIMS]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever submitted a legit expense report for $100+ worth of weed to your place of employment