I know ranting on Twitter does nothing lol but I gotta vent somewhere and your social media intern is who will face the brunt of my pissed-off-ness. You guys are the worst
@DTE_Energy why do you guys suck so much, I just got a text saying it'll be a an extra day before my power gets turned back on. Power is on right down the street. Sun is shining today. I know, nobody wants to work, supply chain, blah blah. But goddamn, every time it rains?
@DTE_Energy pretty fucking cool how every time there's a storm in Wayne county I can GUARANTEE I'm gonna be without power for an extended period. Been without power since 3pm yesterday. Today I woke up to water all over my kitchen floor from my fridge. Thanks bro
(In the style of Weekend Update Era Norm Macdonald):
Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani has signed a 10-year, $700 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers. When asked for his reason for choosing the Dodgers, Ohtani said through a translator, "Money."
Hey @DTE_Energy so far my prediction has come true; currently laying under the covers in my could house, haven't been able to shower, almost certainly will have to throw away groceries I bought *Friday* after a full day w/o power. Fucking cool
Yo @DTE_Energy you guys suck fucking ass; I just lost power, this is the 3rd time in a month. Really hoping I don't have to sleep in the cold, throw out a bunch of food, and not be able to shower for days again
Hey all.
Very sad to say, but I'm currently under the impression that my Youtube account has been hacked. I will be trying to get in touch with Youtube/Google to solve this quickly. Please tag Youtube support or whoever to get in touch with me. @TeamYouTube
@high_or_low_ @Discover Same here. Tried using my card at Walgreens and the car wash, got declined both times. Customer service line is MIA. Glad it's not just me!
Yo @nugsnet@springsteen this is probably a long shot, but I'd be honored if you chose one of my photos to be the cover of the 2/3/23 Atlanta NugsNet concert/download!!
@nilslofgren@azsweetheart013@SpringNuts_@springsteen Can't wait to see you tonight, Nils! My first E Street Band show since MetLife 2016! Flying in from Detroit shortly to catch the show tonight in Atlanta! Cheers ๐ค๐ธ
@BruceTourNews I'm so excited for you!! You're going to have an amazing time. My dad and I have seen Bruce together 14 times (but who's counting ๐) and we often tell each other that Springsteen shows are the closest thing we've felt to a religious experience. Cheers ๐ค
Lol I'm crying on my couch about Vin Scully, a man I never met, who announced games for a baseball team based out of California, a state I've never been to. Thanks for everything, Vin. And in about 45 minutes, it once again will be Time For Dodger Baseball ๐โพ #dodgers
Loved finally hearing #NeilYoung's #Toast! Although now that I put it on my record shelf, I see that this album was actually recorded by "Nei" Young & Crazy Horse ๐ค
Yo go follow *the* Little Steven, aka Silvio Dante, aka Frank Tagliano, aka Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member, aka the World's Most Important Deejay; put him over 300k followers!