Tommy Taft

W&M 2018, ΔΧ

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

*Swiss customs agent: "so where in Europe are you going?"

*Sorority girl: "I'm studying abroad"

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

Hey @united your bag tracking system does not work. Where are my bags??

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

While unreasonably rude, our @delta gate agent was able to immediately print a window seat to accompany one of the middle seats. Demonstrating this seat assignment was some form of manipulation to get us to pay more next time.

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

Warning to all my traveling friends. @delta Basic Economy fare will DELIBERATELY split up your family. My wife and I were assigned two middle seats in the same row. When I asked for two seats together, the exceptionally impolite gate agent told me “you did this to yourself.”

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@BizNasty2point0

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@BizNasty2point0 BIZ20 Promo code??
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@_TyAnderson Toronto is the new Philly

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@ClassicBennett Best so far

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CBS is killing it with these post touchdown tunes #Patriots #NFLPlayoffs

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@_TyAnderson Wags is having a hell of a game

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@paige_leblanc My girlfriend just showed me this and I was like hey wait we went to high school together

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

Get out there, Mr. President. They need you!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings. It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked. 4 run lead gone. Managers do it all the time, big mistake!

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

@WoahitsKW Boooo

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

@ryanwhitney6 @MikeGrinnell_ @RearAdBsBlog went to a “Boston” themed bar in DC last night. Bruins were muted in favor of the Eagles/Giants game. Eagles fans everywhere. Bartender wearing a Nationals hat. Absolute travesty

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Lars Eller is standing there cheesing while he’s tangled up with Marchand and then Marchand just completely turns his face into a cranberry vodka. Eller definitely cellied like a friggin douchebag on the 7th goal, sometimes you might get doinked after that boys

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

@GlobeKPD Grew up in Jersey. Don’t worry

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Colin Miller and Brett Connolly with the first two goals of the Stanley Cup Final. I’m sure Bruins fans are handling this well

[Tommy Taft @tommytaft]

Has anyone ever actually split a bag of chips with two servings

[Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards]

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e.g., TBL fans surely would prefer Peckham & Engblom over any network announce team, as no reporter can cover 31 teams as well as 1+an opponent.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The no look John cena pass from Berkshire bank Bergeron to McAvoy and Snackavoy just bowls a strike right down bone town lane and we have a tie game. Turns vasilevskiy into a pastrami soup. Pace is picking up like my heart rate when I see Pitbul in white pants. We have a game