Tom Jansson

Just a guy, looking at your tweets, asking them to love me.

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@pineappleslides Applications where?

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@ohkaspls I can’t tell you how many times I’ve needed to demonstrate this. It could be listed under my party tricks right now.

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Alright, we are under two weeks until I’m back to Aus, who has fun tips for a night out in Sydney, Melbourne or who knows Hobart?

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Almost time for the annual trip back to Australia, though not more than 5 days in a single location. Hotel rooms and jetstar flights hee we come!

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Getting back into this platform after years living in Europe moving between countries and missing a proper queer community. Apparently oomfs are the new thing.

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@ohkaspls This serves as inspiration for us all to get the jock out and take a good shot.

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Returning to Twitter just to become one of those gays.

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@pourshahairdo You'll love Bertie, she's a highly caffeinated mess who loves to party.

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Day ∞ of quarantine: I've given names and personalities to the amassed cups in my room. They are my new family and will get me through the coming days. #Covid_19

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Doing life admin at a time like this and realising how terrible @CommBank is. Useless options that are unhelpful and getting worse every time I need support. Just want to close my account.

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Day 5,213 of quarantine (presumably): I’ve stopped drinking coffee in the hopes of napping longer.

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Day 4,384 of quarantine: aparently other are self isolating now as well...

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During the pandemic I’ll be sub-letting my room to make money. If you need me you can find me living in the shower.

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@achristodd The shortest person I know.

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@taysmclean Isnt it “A lovely city”?

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Everytime I hear the tube is going to Upminster, I always ask “what’s up minster?” #londonlife

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@DaraghGillen @Joffinov

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@DaraghGillen @Joffinov I think @Joffinov would pull off a very nice britney to my Christina...

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Fairly sure the only reason I’m homesick is because McDonald’s is doing monopoly in Australia but not here...

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It’s 1:30am and the neighbour just started playing saxophone. Luckily I’m drunk enough to be the one cheering him on.