Chris Todd

impatient optimist

[Chris Todd @achristodd]

@JetBlue for the third consecutive time, you’ve made me check my bag at the gate, only to get on a flight with half the overhead space available. If you offer space, let us use it?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person.

Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Israel can't ban journalists from going into Lebanon like they can in Gaza, so when Israel claimed there was a bunker under a hospital in Beirut the press just sent a bunch of reporters to investigate and they immediately saw Israel was lying. That's why they ban press from Gaza.

[Chris Todd @achristodd]

What about…speed bumps?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Tesla, $TSLA unveils "Robovan"

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Brilliant.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I think about this cartoon a lot.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Fuck boxes, y'all. Kamala Harris is going to be the next president of the United States. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

The bill was literally called “The Right to IVF” act.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is the dumbest person to ever run for President.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Trump’s niece and nephew aren’t endorsing him.

RFK Jr.’s whole family isn’t endorsing him.

Kamala Harris’s husband’s ex-wife endorsed her.

That’s all you need to know.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Sorry, but I have to agree with Trump. Crime is out of control. Just look at New York. There is a dude who was convicted of 34 felonies there, and he's still walking the streets.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Well when you put it like that…🤔

[Jason Dean @_Jason_Dean_]

If you elect me class president, I’ll ban homework and put chocolate milk in the water fountains

[Mollie Damon @MollieDamon]

The men of America after hearing Tim Walz speak

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Dems in disconcerting levels of array

[poletic kate @poetickate]

haven’t seen a single tweet saying “imagine a little boy watching a rapist run for president” so please spare us the virtue signaling you weird freaks

[alex @ax_ferg]

you cannot tell me this isn’t george santos in drag again

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

Corn doesn't vote, why do we have to explain this every single election cycle