Tom Lydford

easy, shallow and disappointing

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

Iconic

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

Crazy how pesto is like £1.50 now and nobody is rioting

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

@GreggsOfficial can I get a black card if I get a Greggs tramp stamp?

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

The Anglo plug is an unmatched feat of engineering.

[Ken The Sheriff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Ken_The_Sheriff]

Finally Ken can deliver on the manifesto that was deemed ‘too radical’ in 2019.

1. Carmarthen to become the capital city.

2. Stadium to be renamed the Carmarthenshire Tyre Sevices Colosseum of Dreams.

3. All first borns to be named Ken (boy or girl)

4. Naked Tuesdays

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

@piersmorgan OK, Piers.. we get it, you did an interview with Ronaldo.
You’re slightly choking on it now…

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

Being Welsh is the greatest at privileged given to me.

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

Why do people still buy shit from shein?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.

[Don't Pay. @dontpayuk]

This is the state of Britain. 😢 (screen shot sent to us by someone who is pledging to strike on Oct 1st). #dontpayuk

[Lukas Slothuus @lslothuus]

Racism in Europe is so terrifying. Was chatting to a Nigerian guy living in Germany on the train the other day. He said one day during a storm a tree on his street fell down and blocked the pavement. He decided to pick it up and move it out of the way so people could pass...

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

@mrVG1997 @444molls What’s the full story? Everyone is dying to hear

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

Good to see we’ve got our priorities straight 😂

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

Youd shite yourself seeing this on the Saturday night taxi back home

[Andrew Blayney @AndrewBlayney]

All the balls removed during operation related to testicular cancer are stored in those weird chin sacks that tory politicians have

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

@vaesiee Hotel? Trivago

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars.

Must be following me to win. GO.

[Tom Lydford @tomolydford]

@VancityReynolds