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i'm too cool for a bio

[T @tompatton_]

@PlayStation I have been locked out of my account for no reason not happy

[Brad @Bradrobinson96]

All I’ve learnt since being an adult is that if you put Summat in oven at 200 degrees for about 20-25 minutes you’ll be orate

[T @tompatton_]

@__nateparker__ Absolute wet wipe mate

[T @tompatton_]

@__nateparker__ Good one nate

[T @tompatton_]

@__nateparker__ Whack on nothings changed on?

[T @tompatton_]

@__nateparker__ Loyle who?

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Derrick Lewis just posted this on Instagram. No comment from me 😂 #UFC229

[T @tompatton_]

Why do I have to meet the most annoying people in the airport

[T @tompatton_]

@tingfieldmw sorry but WARM weetabix, no thanks

[T @tompatton_]

Last night @tingfieldmw warmed up weetabix and it’s still baffling my head, like is that actually a thing or is that kid just grim

[T @tompatton_]

@meganamymoss the worst part is he made it for me, and continued to act like it was normal

[T @tompatton_]

@benoobrown @AustinCBaird @DOWNBUTNOTJAGK this is you going down the escalator in lodnon

[T @tompatton_]

Looks like I’m flying out to turkey for 2 weeks in less than a month so fucking excited

[T @tompatton_]

Just what I needed to make my life even better

[T @tompatton_]

For that reason and that reason only

[T @tompatton_]

I need to invent a teleportation device so I no longer have to give first bus any money

[T @tompatton_]

@DOWNBUTNOTJAGK not to well to be honest, its gone on a bit of a downwards spiral :(

[T @tompatton_]

ya boy has the iPhone X

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Seeing double science on this and knowing you’re gonna leave the class with a 6 pack from laughing

[T @tompatton_]

Be nice if something could go right for once u know

[T @tompatton_]

Just a general shout out to Rejjie