Tom Scott

Currently starring in the Reality Show called Life, Purveyor of witty, smart-aleck commentary, speaker of the Truth.

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Dale Yeah! It’s good son! @DaleJr @texasroadhouse @HighRockVodka

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Thanks to @americanair for a great travel day. Amidst uncertainty, flight from LAX to DFW & them home (with an early arrival) was much better than fears about massive delays & cancellations. Courteous staff & crew much appreciated.

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Weird that #NASCAR fans are upset that Suarez won in Mexico. No one ever complained when a white redneck won at Rockingham. @NASCAR

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@PPLElectric New business. Existing space. Need power on. Service inspected with cut card submitted m. Was told 3-4 business days, now told 6-8 WEEKS!?! Please help. Thanks.

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I see the difference now…he also lies, but more coherently while wearing eyeliner. #VicePresidentialDebate #JDVanceLiesAmericaDies #JDVanceCreepyMan

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It’s kinda pointless when a billionaire like @taylorswift13 endorses a politician isn’t it @elonmusk?

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@realDonaldTrump I have Skullduggery’s first album.

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@LauraLoomer Have you noticed that there’s always a right wing nut job like @LauraLoomer that always ignores the suffering families and loss of life to post ridiculous conspiracy theories right before an election?
Every election year.
Like clockwork.
Just making an observation.

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@charliekirk11 I’ll take “Who would Jesus bitch slap?” For $200, Alex. Y’all need to spend a little more time with that book you like so much.

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@ATTHelp Customer service rep was no help.
My mother suffers from dementia.
We need this phone reinstated

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@ATT yesterday a customer rep helped disconnect my deceased father’s phone.
After numerous reminders that the 2nd line used by my mother who is in a nursing home SHOULD REMAIN ACTIVE
It has been shut off! We need it reinstated immediately. Please help ASAP.

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@ATTHelp My wife is talking to a rep now but they are not being very helpful

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“I love you dad” #GuiltyAsSin #Trump4Prison2024 #TRUMPIsFoundGuilty

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first actor from Home Alone 2 to be convicted of 34 felonies stemming from hush money payments to a porn star

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@laurenboebert Say it with me: clueless skank losing her seat.

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@TristanKunkle Whatcha u got against those Delmarva Chargers?

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@laurenboebert Going down probably the only thing you’re good at, and you’re probably not good at that.

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I blame the Winklevoss twins! #facebookdown

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So this happened @genesimmons @kiss #duece #karaoke

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@TristanKunkle Oh yea…glad that kid got lucky.
Maybe he should shut down dad’s socials…you know, cause the youth is the future and all that.