Tom

Totepool Gadji, Screw Seller, eBay Flogger, DurhamCCC, Gooner, Crap Racing Tipster.Takes nowt serious but sarnies & Guinness. INSTAGRAM: @tomstyleo

[Tom @tomstyleo]

@DurhamCricket One man to blame... The same man that took us down.

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This is just horrendous from Durham. Foot on the throat and... "Aye, go on lads, get a few for a laugh"

Again... I'm looking at Lees here. Hes no captain, after all, he took us down.

[Tom @tomstyleo]

Nowt as fun as as getting shat upon by two former players.

Sickener.

Haway Durham. This should NEVER have got to this

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"start the season with a statement saying, we are Durham, we're back"

Aye.. back in fucking Division Two thanks to you. Didn't we hear this pipe last season?

[Durham Cricket @DurhamCricket]

🗣️ Everyone is chomping at the bit, we are ready to play cricket now.

Ryan Campbell looks ahead to the 2026 season.

👉 https://t.co/bVQwKXBosi

#ForTheNorth

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@SkyBet Chris Kiwomya

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@BigAntStudios Do you guys ever actually test anything?

Fix something... Ruin something else

Shambles.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

[Sausage Fingers @KcarlingK]

One #premierleauge 3pm ko today Saturday 21st March. Might as well just do away with them.

[Divya @MasalaMoodz]

How did they let that happen?

[Tom @tomstyleo]

Everton into seventh with the minimum of fuss... They seem permanently 13th then BOOM!

You love to see it.

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Jeeez the defending from both teams here is woeful, i hope Alan Hansen isnt watching this, he'll have set himself on fire.

"Diabolical defending"

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Not happy with just rhyming names... Sandro Tonali is actually morphing into Francis Benali.

I applaud that.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The best way to increase your enjoyment of watching a football match on the telly is to change the channel and watch the cricket instead.

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Two from Two at Cheltenham... Im revelling in it now as I may need to look back on this glory as the week unravels

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Jacob Bethell is gonna be better than KP... He's just as English but we have a superstar on our hands.

and when Harry Brook levels out i reckon our batting will make up for the mediocrity of the bowling department.

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"Premier League" and you got folks hitting the ground, holding their face cos they got tapped on the shoulder.

This league is SHITE.

These guys fucking lying for a living with the shitest acting you've ever seen.

Top level football is dead

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Why does Deli Alli look like a librarian?

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@BigAntStudios Do you not fancy making it good? At least test your product. Its a mess

[Tom @tomstyleo]

'Big Ange' must be loving watching Tottenham this season

Equally shite, if not worse

at least he gave you a trophy.

Careful what you wish for... West Ham perfect example.

[Tom @tomstyleo]

That Man United fan with the hair... Surely he's not hoping for a United win or his fifteen minutes of fame are over

Good luck reinventing yourself sunshine.