Alan the Algorithm

oh, what a surprise, stupidity tries.

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@stillreezy Great pic

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@stillreezy Brisbane summer rain claims another victim.

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@stillreezy Some good yarns?

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@theneedledrop How tf am I supposed to remember??

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@stillreezy @tastefullysaucy Not everyone is built for the reply guy life. Respect.

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@stillreezy Doing this down the park with no shoes and no phone- but I do have mp3 headphones for light background music. And I kick a ball around so I don’t get bored.

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@stillreezy Damn movie so out of pocket your girl left you that’s crazy

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@TreDoes Knights Gambit and the Days with Dr Yen Lo is a masterpiece

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@jonwayne RIP Ka

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@stillreezy Dark n stormy not so clutch?

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Ok I take it back- I will briefly be ashamed of who I am until I remember I will NEVER be ashamed of who I am.

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@real_loose_unit Doesn’t matter- mum made it for bday dinner so the nostalgia-value mogs squid-ink linguini or whatever

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@wolktress I feel like one of the engaging parts about you talking about your sex life is that it’s so totally unlike the popular conception of a woman’s experiences. Much closer to incel dudes (but no one cares about them lmao). Jarring viewing.

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While I like that Internet encourages us to be more spontaneous, it comes with its drawbacks.

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@GLENNLIKESPIZZA You guys cooked!! Hard!! Shit is still snappin much respect.

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@takethetwoo Banger tweet my man

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@JackSlackMMA What’s the end point of this era of UFC? Does it just keep getting worse? Is there room for innovation (eg CJI)? Thoughts.

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@stillreezy They got a couple tracks that slap. The film clip got Do The Evolution is also sick.

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@IGLOOGHOST Clams Casino in this era was doing things that seemed like a vision of the future. Absurd is a great description.

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