Twatt

[Twatt @tomwatt9]

Make magic

[conor @conor_brn]

Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day

[Jack @JackEFC95]

Look how happy he is the lucky bastard

[Kenga @Kenga1971]

Kinell 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[Luke @lukeWilko1878]

Spot the Scouser

[Tom @Justom29]

This Thomas Tuchel England line up

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

“Dent, you’re gonna get the chopper on on ye lad”

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats.

Asking for a friend

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Lovely idea but you’d get people double dropping on the m6 if we had this

[Haz @pubIad]

You’ve bought knock off Dr Pepper Jonathan not cocaine

[James Peters @JamesPeters98]

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ “Wanna go for a pint mate?”
“Sorry already paid for a walk lad”

[Billy Moore @billymooreAPBD]

This elderly man was targeted today (easy victim) by some cowardly young bum squeak who works for Liverpool City Council, he was dishing out fines on County Road in Liverpool!!

This area is socially and economically deprived, people are skint and haven’t got a pot to piss in!!

The man put a cigarette butt down a grid and was fined £150!!

The council litter police, who was a proper jobs worth by the way, would not dare approach someone who would tell him to just fuck off because he hasn’t got the balls!!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Death never stood a chance.

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

[saint peter @owenk98]

Fock me this is the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris is now providing medical care to all 58 doctors and 79 nurses on site.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

It’s very tragic. But this is absolutely hilarious.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

i've heard enough, dock Everton 10 points