Tony

a man in finance

[Tony @tonecfo]

Btw I’m in San Diego now because I have to live in a city with good weather and unlimited baddies

[Tony @tonecfo]

@DegenCPA22 Glad to see you getting the clout you deserve 🥹and I hope it’s led to more epic degenerate activities

[Tony @tonecfo]

I was gonna ask if I missed anything important on X the last few months but we all know the answer to that (no) (besides trump W)

I’ve been down bad tbh, but after some very low lows we’re going back up quickly

So back to the trenches I go

Miss the friends from here though ❤️

[Tony @tonecfo]

I’m just a hater cuz dudes are really out here making bags by selling first page google info, using misleading copy that sounds like you’re pulling off some advanced business tactics

Translation of his post:
open up an LLC and apply for a credit card

That’ll be $1500 please

[Tony @tonecfo]

Funding businesses are one of the most annoying

And the website is howtolegallyrobthebank .Com are you serious??

The most low IQ finance takes are the most viral posts

Can someone tell me which law obliges banks to offer small businesses loans w/o paperwork? Genuinely curious

[Tony @tonecfo]

Funding businesses are one of the most annoying

And the website is howtolegallyrobthebank .Com are you serious??

The most low IQ finance takes are the most viral posts

Can someone tell me which law obliges banks to offer small businesses loans w/o paperwork? Genuinely curious

[Tony @tonecfo]

@MasonOnMargin Better than a normal DC?

[Tony @tonecfo]

Saw somebody post an Oreo flavored coke with zero sugar??

Did they discover a new element for this shit?? How tf

[Tony @tonecfo]

So do the most viral tax advisors

And the most viral finance influencers

Wait, is this how it works for every industry when you’re marketing to the general public?

[Alex Sedlak @alexxsedlak]

Kamala just spews word salads that sound good to low IQs

[Tony @tonecfo]

If Biden is doing 9/11 tomorrow then so am I

[Tony @tonecfo]

If they don’t share net, you can assume the financials are something like this:

$40m in revenue

$38m in expenses (insurance co splits, ads, licensing, etc)

$2m left over

Split across 130 agents

$15k/yr average per agent

[Sontag @sunnyneverbroke]

i got into life insurance about 365 days ago

since then we’ve grown to 130 agents doing $40 million a year in revenue

i’m 20 years old and this is my daily…

[Tony @tonecfo]

Congress passes laws sending Ukraine and Israel money

Ukraine and Israel spend money with defense contractors that congressional members own shares of

Simple, no money laundering necessary (they do that too though)

[Tony @tonecfo]

What’s crazy is the industry of tax resolution, where shady tax pros charge poor people 4-5 figure retainers to waste a few hours failing an OIC application

Most cases is taking an insolvent couple’s last few dollars misleading them to believe they’ll have their taxes forgiven

[Matt Strickland @MattForVA]

I’ve got a friend that tried to set up a payment plan with the IRS because he didn’t file taxes in 2012 & 2013.

They want him to pay $2800/mo because with penalties, interest, & fees the total amount is crazy high.

But, he lives pretty much paycheck to paycheck as it is because of today’s economy.

The IRS has this thing called “offer & compromise” where you can request a lower payment if you can’t afford their insane request.

He applied for it, and got denied.

He owns a house that’s worth about $400k, and he owes about $300k on it.

The IRS denied his request for a lower payment because he has equity in his house that he can use to pay them.

Mind you, this man is a veteran with multiple deployments, and he’s got some serious permanent injuries from an IED.

The IRS wants him to refinance his house to take out equity and pay them.

Refinance his house in today’s market when he’s already living paycheck to paycheck.

In short, they are ruining this veteran’s life to steal his money to give to illegal immigrants that have done nothing for this country, and pocket the rest.

Imagine the stress it’s causing. A man that already can barely walk because of what he gave up for this country.

It makes me sick. I mean physically sick. I wish I could do something for him.

[Tony @tonecfo]

Tons of mountains and lakes

95% white people, some of them terrible

Fantastic summers, hunting, freezing cold winter and tons of nature/outdoor activities

Living here in your 20s-30s is generally a bad idea unless you’re married and don’t have much ambition

[Tony @tonecfo]

You’re really telling me there’s no cure for whatever RFK got going on with his voice 😭😭

[Tony @tonecfo]

Living in Colombia Argentina and Brazil the last 16 months I was constantly bitten by mosquitoes.. everyone said it was more than they’d ever seen before

I’m suspicious that they’re now being released in the US and I legit see this as a real big problem

[Thor Torrens @ThorTorrens]

Health guru twitter

What are you doing to prepare for the Bill Gates GMO mosquitoes? 👇

[Tony @tonecfo]

Some people will think the post is a joke.

[Tony @tonecfo]

You’re at planet fitness at 130pm in a 50k person 🇺🇸 town

It’s 15k square ft w 120 machines but only 18 people there

0 attractive women, all teenagers & old people, both dudes working there are fat

Your T levels drop dangerously low

Would rather be in the favelas

Fuck this

[Tony @tonecfo]

You’re at planet fitness at 130pm in a 50k person 🇺🇸 town

It’s 15k square ft w 120 machines but only 18 people there

0 attractive women, all teenagers & old people, both dudes working there are fat

Your T levels drop dangerously low

Would rather be in the favelas

Fuck this

[Nico 🌴 @nicokricoooo]

You're at a gym in Latin America. After paying $3 for a day pass because you have commitment issues, you realize you forgot your headphones, but it doesn't matter cause there's high energy music blasting anyways. There's groups of women in the corner encouraging each other to max out big on the butt exercises as they compare and contrast using the mirror that could use a wipe down. The A/C which was advertised on the Google map page, is broken, but the fans are blaring. A few of the weights have rust, and a man just offered to inject you with steroids in the bathroom

I'm home, baby

[Tony @tonecfo]

The difference between living in a tier 1 LATAM city and a small USA town is drastic and I miss it so much 😭

[Tony @tonecfo]

@BowTiedGlobe @FidelCacheFlow If you’ve already maxxed out your 401, a deferred comp plan would probably do it

Also simple business investments like buy a few crypto miners or some atm machines or a fuck load of tables and chairs for a rental biz

Buy a car over 6k pounds specifically to rent it out