Tonight's Biggest Loser

I need to get the fuck out of here immediately.

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Casual drinking / Strict once a week blackout

[noxiom @noxiomm]

I think they make a good point

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

this can’t be my life

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

"3:48 am on a Thursday, the perfect time to start getting my life together at 37 years old."

[Schizostud🌲 @schizostud]

Twitter then///// twitter now:

[Omnicidal Communists @MDMAKills]

Don't listen to these epsteinite hippie bots, this is the real truth 👇

[absolutezero @megalarper]

niggas be like “my life is a movie” and the whole time the movie is

[crowdan @crowdanband]

I’m still salty about a girl who rejected me like two years ago

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"

[zero @Zero_goat6]

Revolt against the modern world or something

[Meatfan35 @meatfan35]

You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets

[Claire @cutepuppyz1]

The average man lives a life where suicide is a reasonable option at any given moment

[Pvnished Ulyx ✭🌹𓌏▌🎃 @UlyxysI]

Looksmatch was last seen on top of an Aztec pyramid getting his heart ripped out

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

The Bhagavad Gita? Sorry I'm not reading a book written by a bunch of dead old white dudes

[Jacky Did Nothing Wrong Yet Again @_SomeKindaWolf_]

If you're mad about the Army executing Nidal Hassan just pretend he's somebody you want to die, like a podcaster or a cop or your dad

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m a misogynistic incel and I still believe in true love