toni

[latke @latkedelrey]

some foods are not meant to be reheated and once you put them in the fridge they are unsalvageable

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

when julia fox releases her book I am going to read it with a highlighter as if it were the old testament

[becky ⎕ @beckybetterknow]

catch me singing “fuck that get money” while saving someone’s life

[Tommy Skidz @TomSkidmore7]

So basically you’re cutting all contact between me and me dad ?

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[toni @toniparis]

me working in an office where everyone is male and 30+

[Scully @isthatscully]

what if I don’t Truss Liz?

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

“overnight oats” that is GRUEL

[𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 @xoblueflame]

someone else being in the kitchen while im there just brings out a very dark sided energy in me lmao

[toni @toniparis]

😭😭😭

[CJ 🍒 @chelseaeliza__]

Adult life is constantly saying to your friends let’s do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Crypto bros yesterday vs. Crypto bros today #welcomeaboard

[toni @toniparis]

@jesSICKajohnson you are my hero baby girl 💞 and still looking fineee in them pj’s, I see you xxxx

[toni @toniparis]

the internet LIES about what people wear on holiday, packed a case full of cute tops and everyone is wearing hiking gear and I look like a hooker

[Sam @sam_a_r]

the way this scene from Tots TV is an absolute masterclass in passive aggression… no hollywood production has ever come close

[toni @toniparis]

@jesSICKajohnson you’re the best xxx