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[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Matthew McConaughey on the sideline during every Texas football game

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

[leaf🍃 @coolfunnygirl65]

people be named simon but wont says

[garshmo @garshmo]

I wish my likes were public. Put you on to some shit….

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

After review, this pitch was obstructed by @atwood_reese bat.

#HookEm | 📺: ESPN

[claire @claireyael]

lowkey I think I’m getting a tan

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Salutations

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

You’ve got to be kidding me. No way that’s my bartender

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i got two
phones
one for the phone and one for the phone

[t◇ni @tonirivv]

thinking about how one day kids will tell my son “ur mom” and they’ll be talking about me

[Jaiden 🏳️‍⚧️💖🎃 @Cryptic_Jaiden]

the woke left?? without even saying goodbye?

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

the white lotus writers were so excited about their gay incest handy moment that they forgot to write the rest of the season