lionel hutz 🥲

Welp .

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

I thoroughly believe that I was put on this earth to withstand a whole bunch of fuckshit that’s out of my control to the point where I fucking combust into real nigga vibrations, then eventually dust.

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

Some of the acting on Hunting Wives is reallllly bad but I’m having a good time. Sophie’s husband should be beat to death with hammers.

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

charlotte telling miranda she's not progressive enough to have nonbinary sex whilst carrie highkey disassociates. i've seen enough. academy award

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

when someone gets a viral video on tiktok so they just keep doing whatever it is/chasing that high? very much reminds of me when spongebob kept pulling his ass out after he got attention for ripping his pants.

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

Lmfaoooooooo aw

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Schoolboy Q?! 👁️👁️

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

It’s crazy how that guy definitely just threw his wife overboard in the Bahamas.

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

Oh this Luther Vandross documentary is making me sad :(

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

@kennybeats Introduce Rico and Rivers so we can get Island in the Sun (Remix)

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

When you compliment a woman’s outfit and she lights up bc she wasn’t sure if it was a good find or not but you totally just confirmed that it was. Oh yeah ☀️☀️

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“add side of fries for $7” like pls jump in the deep fryer

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

He got a skull full of peach cobbler filling that’s why

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Nothing i hate worse than a nigga yapping my mf ear off at a bar and not even offering to pay for a order of fries like bitch join community theater if you just wanted an audience

[tradenip @rossisongo]

In trying to hint at a distaste for cultural appropriation we’re still left praising whiteness for having the wits to keep itself pure. To congratulate someone for maintaining their whiteness. Oh but wow. It is that deep for people who practice contemplation.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

never cared. niggas is making like $12 an hour. everybody else on they phone during work hours otherwise twitter would be dead from 9-5 but here we are

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

The way I never doubted him for even a second! Heavy on the he don’t got internet lmao

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Morris Day and The Time: “Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at The Great American State Fair.”

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Part of feminism is admitting that you’re a bird about certain shit and working to unlearn it. All of us got a lil chirpy chirp you just gotta rage against the birdness

[Q NO RAP NAME 📰🏝️🧮 @qnorapname_]

breaking up the gas station dick pill and sprinkling it on my entree so she know what im on>

[lionel hutz 🥲 @tonithestrange]

One of our patients dropped by with a grilled cheese for me because I’m so nice ohhhhhh 🥺

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

I’m tired of yall tryna come tell me wtf was going on in my life. I am a MILLENIAL! People had RINGTONES!! Not every phone was a fucking iphone or android then either!!! I had CINGULAR!! We had a phone called a fucking CHOCOLATE!! Kiss my ass 😭