Tony footlong

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Muslims after getting a Tesla Roadster:

[Talkin’ Colts @TalkinnColts]

If I was the Colts.

I give Anthony Richardson the next 4 Sundays.

If he’s good. We ride.

If he sucks. You trade off pieces for assets.

It’s better than riding DJ and getting 45th OVR.

Don’t wait til the season is over to start AR.

[Matthew Staudt @mstaudt1589]

Lowest of low keys. Purdue’s 3 losses are to teams who are a combined 16-1.

[Dustin Schutte @SchutteDustin]

Purdue's first three Power Four opponents this season have improved to 16-1 (Wake Forest, UCLA, Notre Dame).

If the Boilers win tonight, their opponents will be 20-3. With a loss, that would be 21-2 (Minnesota is 4-1).

[Gorm The Young @G0rmtheYoung]

Beating the brakes out of the only minority in the sport. I need to watch more NHL

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Daniel Jones 20 seconds into the NFL’s first London game of the season

[Chuck Sizzle @notcharliejones]

Ryan Browne this season is playing at an elite level

- 341 YPG (1st B1G, 2nd IN THE COUNTRY)
- 7 TDS
- 73.3 CMP% (3rd in B1G)

Offense is averaging 40 PPG. Defense is giving up 45 PPG and over 500 yards of offense a game.

[Faux Peyton Manning @FeuxManning]

Daniel you can prevent a suicide over here if you could player average football for 17 weeks

[Noble Savage @nobl3savag3]

Ive gotten my girlfriend comfortable with retard and faggot. Just got one word left to go.

[Pete. @PurduePeteDiddy]

I couldn’t even fathom knowing what day we play Indiana until 2-3 weeks before the game. Their fan base has it circled on the calendar and can recite it by heart 5+ months ahead of time.

We are not the same.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ #Purdue

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Faux Peyton Manning @FeuxManning]

I now understand why Keenan Allen was drunk after his week at Colts camp

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Puking Chimp🍌🚂 @pukingchimp]

Remember they are called the Demon Deacons. We are literally fighting the devil this afternoon. May god have mercy on their souls but may Barry Odom show no mercy.

[Barry Odom @Coach_Odom]

Pack Ross-Ade! #OnAMission

[Tony footlong @tony_foot_long]

This could be my last day. It's ok though because I'm ready to die for this shit.

[Pete. @PurduePeteDiddy]

Don’t put on the “P” today unless you are ready to die for this shit….. #Purdue

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

To me, there’s nothing more pathetic than seeing a man in the gym changing room after hes had a shower, doing that weird thing where he puts a towel round his waist and puts his boxers on underneath the towel. Just get your cock out bro. Let me look at your cock. I want to see it

[Pete. @PurduePeteDiddy]

Don’t put on the P today unless you’re ready to die for this shit. #PURDUE #BARRY