tony harbin

Husband, father, Clemson fan, National Champions, Marine Vet

[David McKenzie @mckenzielaw]

Clemson did exactly what a serious university should do: it ran a national search, selected a sitting president of a major research university, and announced its choice to the people whose lives and institution would be affected. The failure belongs to Kevin Guskiewicz. He allowed Clemson to treat his decision as final and then apparently discovered that he had not actually made up his mind. That is not caution. It is unseriousness of a startling order. A Clemson presidency is not an HOA post that one accepts on Monday and reconsiders after a few awkward conversations at home. If Guskiewicz had unresolved “personal reasons,” he owed Clemson the elementary professional courtesy of resolving them before the university publicly committed itself to him, and vice versa.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam...

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

[tony harbin @tonyharbin]

Renfrow would have caught that 4th down ball @Panthers

[Kelly Crull @Kelly_Crull]

The Hall of Fame failed today…this guy belongs in Cooperstown.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Six lousy votes? I am, like so many of you, angry tonight. It’s beyond disappointing. But never forget Murph has something far more precious than a plaque: the admiration and respect of millions. The people’s champion.

[Barstool Clemson @BarstoolClemson]

Credit this no call for allowing the two Group of Five teams in the Playoff this year and no ACC team

[Sandra Golden @sportsandra]

.@DaleMurphy3 should be in the HALL OF FAME

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Hall of Fame Era Committee meets this Sunday, December 7th. Dale Murphy needs 12 of 16 votes. You never know who will see this and their vote may be the one that puts Murph over the top. Please retweet if you love Murph and believe he deserves to be honored in Cooperstown.

[BillShanks @BillShanks]

PLEASE READ & REPOST - Dale Murphy for Cooperstown!

Here is a book we prepared thru the @GAsportsHOF to help make the case for @DaleMurphy3 to go into the @baseballhall. Keep the narrative loud! #Braves

https://t.co/GzZniqxDUL

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[tony harbin @tonyharbin]

@225Eazzy @gray_mann21 You’re wrong. The penalty was called on what happened at the end of the play. Which is clearly offensive interference

[tony harbin @tonyharbin]

@woodywhitehurst It’s hard to trust that the outcome of any game is legit now. Gambling money is so huge and referee pay is low so it doesn’t take much of a bribe to completely change outcome of a game.

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

‘It’s not about how many times you fall down, it’s about how you get back up.’

@trevorlawrence GAME-WINNER �

[tony harbin @tonyharbin]

@DannyDeraney

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[tony harbin @tonyharbin]

@jakequery @Pacers @shannonwalsh17 Same

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

Just a reminder that the money being spent on Trump’s ego parade could feed every single homeless veteran in America for more than four months.