Tony Paton 🇺🇦

Husband. Father. Son. Edinburgh Black Cabbie. Rugby, Boxing and MMA fan.

[Tony Paton 🇺🇦 @tonypaton76]

@Xxxxxxxibs @JoshTaylorBoxer @AdamHumphries96 Caterall couldn't batter a fish. I think they call his style anti-boxing!

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@sh0ttie71 @fesshole I very much doubt it.

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@danwootton You should fuck off back to America.

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@BuildAfterWork Why did you post this?

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@RobertJenrick Only a wankbag ToReform tool would advertise for a new employee on X. What a fucking bellend.

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@theRealEnzoMac Dont worry mate. All the sad c*unts throwing insults at you have probably got Jim'll Fix It badges!!

[James English Podcast Clips @JamesEnglish71]

Football hooligans going on Jeremy Kyle to jump him live on TV

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@BrutalBagpipes @fesshole I used to fantasize and wank about Nel Mangel and Madge Bishop and me in a Threesome in the Coffee Shop at "Lassiters" - oh my was i a strange 15 year old boy!

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@69Usual6588 @TheTIGriff @TheYoloApe @theparthrastogi Gid name cuntybaws

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@Mishi_2210 22

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@RebeccaJeanDown @jacksonhinkle Your poxy president was asked if she needed help. She said that help was not required. Now she is crying about it like a child. Maybe your civilians should join the war before begging other countries. After all, the USandA is the most militarily capable nation on the planet.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention.

So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.

That did the trick

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Everyone called me Rodney at school because I looked like a younger Nicholas Lyndhurst. When they put on a musical version of his life story, I auditioned. I didn't get the part. My younger sister did.

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@HMFC_1874_ "Peaceful Jay" - ironic name dont you think Sarah? Next she'll be arguing the toss for Celtic and the VAR scandal. Lol

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@HMFC_1874_ These guys are so insecure they wouldnt support the womens game - they'd worry people might question their masculinity! Lol

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@otokyo__ Tab clear

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@LizWebsterSBF @jonsopel Bobby Jenrick is an arsehole licking piece of s*it. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. What a scumbag!

[South Gower RFC @SouthGowerRFC]

40 years ago, our Club President Paul Thorburn stepped up and made history with a 64m penalty for Wales against Scotland - the longest successful penalty kick in international rugby 🦵🏉

Four decades on, it remains an iconic moment in rugby 🙌🖤

#windbackwednesday #uppaseahorse

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@emilyhewertson Why?

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@kempy79 Im Shitting a brick here mate!!