Not Tony Russo

I'm Tony ''Big Dog'' Russo. My hobbies include munchin' box and hangin out with the boys drinking coconut water in the shower at the rink.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@VitaCoco you guys can get in contact with @GoldenKnights to arrange my order to get delivered straight to my stall. Thanks. #TopTendy

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@GoldenKnights guess my camp invite got lost in the mail? We all know you got fleury to be my backup. Have your ppl call my ppl. #TopTendy

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The league cant shaft me again this year. The big dog will run sin city & eat all the kitty that strolls off the strip seeking shelter.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

At this rate the Golden Knights won't have many players for next season. Best believe the top tendy will be in top shape & slammin cocowater

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@JakePascale Can never get enough of that prime kitty am I right, @JakePascale?

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Because you gotta let the big dog eat

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Fuck boys, biggest lesson I've learned...for every hot broad, there's a guy sick of fucking her. That's where your fucking boy steps in.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

I'm obviously Olympic material. And just imagine all the box that would be thrown in my face with the skullet wearing red white and blue

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@usahockey let me know when to report to camp to show you fuckin guys the big dog can be a brick fuckin wall. Pro: 8 GP, 4.31 GAA, .811 SV%

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Waited my whole life for the call up to play for the back to back world war champs and eat some South Korean kitty

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Fuck, boys I'm back in the states for the offseason and the NHL isn't allowing guys in the Olympics? Here's my fuckin chance to muck a gold!

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@Kaepernick7

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Fuck. I should've made r-brews and coconut water a part of my contract.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

People over here act like they've never seen a damn skullet before. But you better believe these non-English speaking women fuckin love it.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@AyoubLiam it is in my contract that I get paid in @BioSteelSports not $ so they better find a fucking way to get it in my damn water bottle

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Boys boys boys. Cha boy is back and heading over seas to play some pro puck and munch every European box I can find. #TopFuckinTendy

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

Some broad asked my biggest pet peeve today...definitely wearing a kings bucket to hockey. Brutal. & fine, she didn't ask, I just told her.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@kirbsmagerbs @AyoubLiam if there's no marks then make sure there's 3 broads and an R-beer in my fucking stall when I get there.

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

@AyoubLiam @kirbsmagerbs yeah make sure my @VitaCoco is chilled fucking perfect. And clean my fucking pads. #ItsAJuniorThing

[Not Tony Russo @tonyrusso30]

New season, new me, same skullet haircut. Line the fuck up now ladies.