Tony Thain

All complaints to the usual address.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

He knew not to ever relax

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨 BREAKING: Indian Simulator just got announced for PS5.

The most realistic survival game ever made.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This Pride Month, let’s fix Bud Light. 💪

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

Funny how only one of them works

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

No words for the indignity these human scum showed to a dying victim.

Fuck the police. Especially you @HantsPolice

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Delete your LinkedIn.

[Tony Thain @tonythain]

Bunch of tax dodgers have won #BritainsGotTalent, which makes it feel a lot like a general election.

[Tony Thain @tonythain]

So it’s basically Ceefax, but over the river Thames? #BritainsGotTalent

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

“Dutch citizen”

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: A Muslim man who tried to rape a 14 year old girl in Manchester named Mohammed Ayaz, originally from Pakistan, has been found dead just before he was due to be sentenced for his crime

He was caught by a child protection trap group

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

My Mudshark Life

[Tony Thain @tonythain]

Tonight’s Match of the Day will be Charles Dance reading George Orwell’s The Road to Wigan Pier and then ending it by saying “and it was one nil to Hull.”

[Tony Thain @tonythain]

It’ll be a shame when David Jason dies and the truth comes out and U&Gold can’t show the Only Fools repeats anymore.

[Timmy Mallett @TimmyMallett]

We all like the idea of living close to the sea. I’m not surprised to find that even before they built Stonehenge people wanted to live by the water.

The trouble is in the northern isles it can be a little breezy having your home with a view of ocean like Scara Brae

[Tony Thain @tonythain]

Middlesbrough lost because everyone there is made of puffed pastry filled with corned beef.