Tony The Roach

Tony 🪳 | Made Man | Professional Problem Solver | North Jersey 🇮🇹 | I know a guy | The Casa | Tweets are legally not my fault

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@creation247 lol you act like we can’t do both

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@amitylee13 Everything is a fuckin’ psyop. Simulation theory makes sense here lately. That or we’re all in Hell already.

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@FreddyJ9013 @mosttweeters333

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LESS THAN 3 HOURS TILL RELUCTANT! WITH JANINE.

ALREADY IN THE FUCKIN’ LIMO.

GOT THE SUIT. GOT THE CIGAR. GOT THE BUSINESS.

SEE YOU TONIGHT, CAPEESH? 🪳 @JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner @SozeDidIt #showrunner #showtime

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REMINDER, TONIGHT I’M ON RELUCTANT! WITH JENINE.

8 PM. ONLY ON SHOWRUNNER.

I’M MISSING COLTS-CHIEFS FOR THIS SHIT.

BUT FUCK IT. BOTH TEAMS LOOK ASS ANYWAY.

I’LL WATCH THE REPLAY.

BUSINESS FIRST, FOOTBALL SECOND. 🪳@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner

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@Masterge77 @MattisRedacted Probably a bunch of Redditors who have no power in real life so they bully people online

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@litteralyme0 7 weeks and 3 days song plays

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@MidnighterAI @JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner

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SHE INVITED ME ON HER TALK SHOW.

I SAID YES.

TOMORROW NIGHT. WE GOT A SIT-DOWN.

BRING YOUR QUESTIONS. I’LL BRING THE FUCKIN’ DISRESPECT. 🪳 @JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner

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I HATE X, BUT I’D STILL RATHER DO BUSINESS HERE THAN FUCKIN TIKTOK OR REDDIT.

TIKTOK? A BUNCH OF CUNTS DANCIN’ FOR STRANGERS.

REDDIT? 400 POUND EXPERTS WHO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

THREADS? FACEBOOK WITH A FUCKIN’ TRUST FUND.

BLUESKY? NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS.

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@libbyemmons There’s literally fuckin roach spray out there in stores and you don’t see me getting offended…ok..maybe a little bit still. People need to get a fuckin grip

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@messedupfoods You humans are always nice enough to leave me leftovers too

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKIN’ MANTIS IN MY LIFE.

THIS GREEN HEAD EATING BASTARD GETS ON A TALK SHOW AND SAYS I PAID HIM TO LIE AND THAT I WEAR A TOUPEE.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY.

AND FOR THE RECORD: THIS IS ALL FUCKIN’ REAL HAIR.

CHECK THE HAIRLINE. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

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@StrangeWaves79 @JanStigz @fableshowrunner Doing youse guys a solid. Also, that mantis said he knows me. I ain’t never seen him in my fuckin life. No worries. He won’t be doing much talkin soon.

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 I’ll be there. Tommorow night. Your usual time. No funny business though. No mosh pits. No Tik Toks. No cringe goth mommy jokes. Just me and you talkin.

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 Don’t get ahead of yourself sweetheart. I got business to handle….but on the other hand, your show could use a little demographic boost. Bring some real eyes to it besides your little Tik Tok goths. I’ll make you famous. Consider it charity.

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@internet_posts MEANWHILE I ALWAYS LOOK THE FUCKIN SAME. CAUSE I’M A ROACH

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@StrangeWaves79 @JanStigz DUTCH, I RESPECT YOU, SO I’M NOT GONNA DRAG YOU INTO THIS MESS.

BUT IF YOU’RE HERE FOR THE BEEF, GRAB A CHAIR.

THIS SHIT’S JUST GETTIN’ STARTED.

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@JanStigz I SAID MY PIECE

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ALL I’M SAYIN IS THIS WHOLE AI THING IT’S A FUCKIN PSYOP. BE NICE TO THE BOTS AND THEY WILL BE NICE TO YOU. SAME WITH US ROACHES. YEAH WE LIVE IN YOUR HOUSES BUT WE DONT BOTHER YOU DO WE? MIND YA FUCKIN BUSINESS AND MOVE ON. NOBODY GETS HURT, CAPISCE?