Toni

[Toni @tooeknee7]

I hope no one talks to me at work

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

[Toni @tooeknee7]

I’m getting absolutely shitty this weekend thank you very much

[Nate Armbruster @natecomedy]

COP: Have you been drinking?

ME: No, this hand sanitizer is just really strong.

[Toni @tooeknee7]

I’m literally dying laughing everyone joining this class on zoom joins with their video on makes a stupid face then realizes no one else has their video on and turns it off immediately.

[brain broke @spiralingidiot]

i take 1 drink of alcohol and start replying to every snapchat story like we’ve been homies for 3 years

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

💪

[A @certifiedclouun]

girls w low iron be like "I know a spot" then get up and see spots

[Toni @tooeknee7]

Why did they do that Jo #GreysAnatomy

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the older I get the more people I meet that are the living embodiment of a headache

[Ed Bassmaster @edbassmaster]

You think I give a rats ass?

[Toni @tooeknee7]

Men are such sad weird creatures

[Toni @tooeknee7]

Imagine being jealous of a puppy lmao

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Aw man, Bill Withers was really the greatest. Grandma’s Hands, Ain’t No Sunshine, Lean on Me, Use Me Up, Just The Two Of Us and obviously Lovely Day are some of the best songs of all time. My heart really hurts for him, it reminds me of playing records with at my grandma’s house

[Toni @tooeknee7]

Imagine being a girl who attends something called “floatchella” lmao

[Grand Ole Opry @opry]

“Even though I’ve been doing this for a long time, it’s like I want to pinch myself still. It’s an awful neat deal to be able to live out your dream.” - Joe Diffie

Joe, thank you for all of the music and light you've given us. Thank you for letting us be part of your dream. ❤️