Emily

My rolemodels are Leslie Knope and @toofondly's dogs. - @marzcorbeau

[Emily @toofondly]

Here's a cat, y'all.

[Nina Parker @theninaparker]

30 mins late is WILD.

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

[Emily @toofondly]

@Bdazzld @netflix Real friends don’t let friend’s bra straps show on their wedding day. If we didn’t already know they were garbage.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Hey all! I hope you'll consider me for the #Inspiration4contest so that I might be able to take my science communication to orbit :)

To raise money for @StJude I'm offering personalized videos for kids here: https://t.co/Dva2BKzlRN I'll match all donations up to $5k.

Ad Astra🚀

[Emily @toofondly]

@conway_tittie W H A T

[AmericanDad @AmericanDadLive]

How Amazon actually delivers your package.

[Trannie Murphy @sadsleepygirl23]

Bisexual women seem to be really into dating women who are gorgeous, or men who look like a foot.

[Emily @toofondly]

@andrewmulligan Friend knows.

[Emily @toofondly]

@andrewmulligan this tweet shall live on

[bailey ratliff @Bailey_Ratliff]

My grandma told me she stopped smoking

[Emily @toofondly]

@andrewmulligan oh my god

[Emily @toofondly]

@akmillions What the fuck

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tell them, Greta.

When people try to mock you personally instead of engaging the substance of your advocacy, it’s because they know how powerful you are, and that the truth is on your side.

Keep inspiring and organizing.

We’re going to save the planet.
All of us, together. 🌎

[Emily @toofondly]

@akmillions

[Emily @toofondly]

Things my partner’s dad called me this weekend: Spud, Flipflop, The Hammer.

[Emily @toofondly]

necessary

[Emily @toofondly]

@warriorkale uh also works as a tongue move so

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump has decided he does not want to be President of the United States.

He does not want to be a President to those who disagree.

And he’d rather see most Americans leave than handle our nation’s enshrined tradition of dissent.

But we don’t leave the things we love. 🇺🇸