Aborting Janky

2010 spelling bee champion with brain rot

[Aborting Janky @TooHot2000]

I've decided to pin a tweet

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Crime In This City is Out Of Control

[Powered 🐓 @Powered_541]

@beetlemoses He’s got the bleeblezhep skull on his window as if bleeblezhep doesn’t scorpulize greople exactly like him 👽 👽 💀

[Adam Bojak @AdamBojak]

It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this

[milk @milkinhisbag]

strokin my shit in front of this flock camera

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[M @Monophilia1]

@GunnelsWarren The issue was never “How are we going to pay for Medicare for All”. We are the richest country in the world after all.
The issue was always “Who will stop making money if we do?”
The answer: Private health insurers, Pharmacy benefit managers, Big Pharma lobbyists.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and two million dollars to enjoy a life of leisure.

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

Peeing in the shower is truly an indulgent joy, only rivaled by slapping my nonverbal son

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[Pacers Fan @pacers__fan]

@PopCrave Type shit

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The people at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner. https://t.co/Adc6TAmBe0

[xdn @xdncolonthree]

they replaced my beloved oxford dictionary embed with cool etymology charts n stuff with ai slop rambling for no reason

[eden poughsee @chemodoll]

@RadishHarmers “aliens built the pyramids” a foolish, unsupported claim. “egyptians built the moon” however, is the truth we’ve been ignoring.