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[samantha/infp/♉️ @toolaberry]

Thank you Paul!!!✌️ https://t.co/weL4AXgj35

[Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney]

#SgtPepper #FanArtFriday by @Twitter users @danialv_89 @toolaberry @DamieJones @HLHCB! Share your #fanart with the hashtag #whatsnewPaul!

[spooky zee🕷 @digita1zee]

last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere

[peter lane @peterlanee]

they’re saying the new starbucks braised short rib grilled cheese is made out of the original paul mccartney

[Struan 🚘🎇 @StruanDrowned]

She say do you love me I tell her paul McCartney I only love my John and my Ringo I’m sorry

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

everything, is made of tiny balls. called adams...

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice2]

that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage

[pingus @pingusschmingus]

protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

bro no one calls you the space cowboy

[eccö @3CC0__]

Unnamed creatures from Fantastic Planet (1973)

[The Smashing Pumpkins @SmashingPumpkin]

I heard that it’s National Pokémon Day…

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

If I lived in mad max world I’d wear jeans and a t shirt and drive a regular car and my name would be mr normal

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Controversial comedian but undeniably a talented filmmaker

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

One time I was losing so badly on Chess .com that I told the guy I was 11

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Impractical Jokers on the telly, just shaking my head and laughing at some of the things they have to say

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i can’t go to the gym that’s just not my reality. i’d rather go outside and pick up big rocks or dig a hole. things of that nature

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[DizzyFizz🥤 @SwaggerSoda]

“Hey, what did 7 do to 9 again?”
The local number 6: