Tools At Work

Follow the Stanley Tool Jury as they put tools to work. Send in funny constuction pictures so we can spread the word.

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@SqSehrish 8. Each row the amount doubles. 4, 8, 16, 32.

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@otokyo Women with periods, pregnancy and menopause. Believe me, that’s enough to deal with.

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@mubeen477 @jepsonpm A smoothing plane.

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@otokyo “Sharte”

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@piersmorgan @philnoble1 @Reuters Great photo @philnoble1 That’s Christmas paid for.

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@RhonddaBryant I think we’re in George Medal territory here. Brave man. Undoubtedly saved others by his action.

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@just_mindy Looks like Jackie Corkhill enjoyed herself.

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@jk_rowling “Jilly no mates”

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@charliersmith1 She’s sad. Pull through this.

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@fesshole A friend told me that one night after you’ve been married a while you’ll be unable to sleep, you’ll try it on with your wife and she’ll reject you, too tired. You’ll be lying there and can’t get to sleep you’ll remember all the women you could have but didn’t. Go for it.

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@TheBlackLancer @RhonddaBryant Their defence is our defence. Far better to put money into Ukraine rather than troops into Poland or the Baltic states.

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Can you see the design fault? @WirquinLtd can’t. Obviously designed by a bald bloke with no wife or daughters. How long before this bath waste is blocked with hair?

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@fesshole I send them genuine stories and they don’t bother publishing mine either, but I have to read obviously made up drivel, imaging how I feel.

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@benonwine @notasbignow People like Mordaunt ARE the problem!

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@DPJHodges We’re in the middle of a general election right now, just one by election at a time.

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@fesshole I know exactly what you mean. Back in the ‘80’s a couple in front of me handed a fiver to a homeless guy sitting on some steps and he just nodded and put it on his top pocket like it was usual. If you’d given me a fiver back then I’d had been ecstatic.

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@MarinaPurkiss @TheIFS The only two fair taxes are income tax and VAT. Income tax is based on what you earn and VAT is based on what you buy. You can find yourself in your family home of 30 yrs and have low income. You can’t buy a load of bread with a door handle.

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@Sadie_NC I’d welcome him in and make him a cup of tea.

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@jayrayner1 Utter twaddle they’re no relation to each other at all.

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@fesshole Who’s the narcissist?