Pete Mele

Eating is in my skill set.

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

@BMcMele @hanwaddingham Ha! I said the same thing on Instgram last year

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Roommate who's also trans: I'm not voting tomorrow, I just don't care

Me: Just remember that the bigots who want you dead ARE voting

She's voting now, you should too.

[Covie @covie_93]

The world's richest man telling you to vote Republican should be the reason why you shouldn't.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Oil companies have already posted $127 billion in profit this year versus $42 billion over the same period last year.

Folks, inflation isn’t being driven by workers asking for better wages or government spending. It’s being driven by corporate greed.

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

If legacy admits are deemed Constitutional at universities, then admits based on being a descendant of slavery should be as well. Especially at universities such as UNC and Harvard that were financed by slave money and that prohibited descendants from enrolling.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

The myth that ���Republicans are better on the economy” is easily dispelled.

8 of the 10 best state economies are Biden states. 7 of 10 have Dem-led state governments.

8 of the 10 worst state economies are Trump states with GOP-led state governments.

This isn’t rocket science.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

I wish the MSM would stop referring to “hyper political” times as a reason for the assassination attempt on the Speaker. IT’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM. CALL IT WHAT IT IS. ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ARE NOT POLITICS.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

BREAKING: Shell has reported profits of $9.5B for Q3 2022 compared to $4.1B for Q3 2021.

It isn't inflation.
It's not a labor shortage.
This is 100% corporate greed.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

White MAGA Floridians Charles Barnes & Jay Ketcik each deliberately voted twice—they got community service.

Black Democrat Floridians Tony Patterson & Romona Oliver each voted once when informed they could vote—they got arrested & jailed.

This is what white supremacy looks like

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Forgot my password AGAIN

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Inflation is temporary. Fascism is forever.

Vote accordingly.

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I would like more racists to resign. Huge fan of resignations from racists

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

#QuantumLeap is such a good time. #ql

[Alice R Fraser @aliterative]

I met Charles (now C-Rex) once at a Uni event.

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

@anylaurie16 Both- you got a few of your Anne Frank punch lines, a few Covid Mom punchlines and a few about Porn. A few interview lines too

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

@anylaurie16 you were great on Gutsy!

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

@anylaurie16 watched it with my daughters and they loved it too!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

now do the men.

[Pete Mele @toomanyees]

just watched Forest Gump- did some math- I’m the same age as Forest Gump Jr.