Annie

straight from the can

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She scooby on my doo til I reeheeheeheehee

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Dr. Pimple Popper is a middle aged white woman’s Cocomelon

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Instead of “where my hug at” we should start saying “where my please at” and “where my thank you at” to encourage manners among this lawless generation

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I hate waking up from a dream where I’m really good at yodeling. Worst moment of coming to terms with reality ever

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People don’t name people Grover anymore

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Stuck in traffic thinking about when I introduced myself to my chemistry TA, and he said that’s a fun name! What did he mean by that?

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“Hello, old friend” - me after putting my phone back in grayscale

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Where has George Lopez been. The world needs him

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I feel like nobody’s favorite letter is H and it knows that and is sad probably. I see you h

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They say don’t bring your work home with you but they forgot to tell the ticks I keep finding in my hair

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Rocks are nature’s toy

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Til I die ✊

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Was I supposed to say suspicious about them or suspicious of them? I got confused

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I like it when guys take selfies like their cameras are mischievous and they’re a little bit suspicious about them

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@stayoffthegoop Biscuit is a diva let her be

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Everyday I see a new tree and it makes me happy to be alive!

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@dickurk3l You can if you get really hungry

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Almost missed my exit on my morning commute bc I started thinking too much about how I am a conscious meat sack!! Also saw a license plate that said BIGGMAC

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Someday I will go to the grocery store and I will look at every item in every aisle. The only thing stopping me is my responsibility to other people.

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I got the wordle in 1 this morning so I am truly feeling oracular today. I’ll lyk if any prophecies come up

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Some people were simply put on this earth to be mailmen but are pursuing a bachelor of science instead

(I’m people)