Toontalk Rob

NUFC and Avalanche fan, football statistician, data analyst, musician, board/video gamer. Gamertag: CDextrous.

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@DeadlineDayLive The club have said nothing of the sort and he's contracted until 2030. It's gonna cost a lot more than £80m.

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@NUFC360 ... his best and worst games. Harvey Barnes is an outlier here as he scored 6 a bunch of times with little chance to contribute given only 5-15 minutes on the pitch. Gordon was fit and benched the last few games of the season. We've had their pants down.

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@NUFC360 According to Toontalk pollsters, Anthony Gordon was our 10th best player last season. If it wasn't for two particularly good shop window performances against Benfica and Qarabag, he'd be 15th. He was our most erratic performer in terms of difference in quality between... 1/2

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@NewcastleFansTV London's a fucking shithole... I've never understood the pull in the first place, to be honest.

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@GianfrancoShoIa £120m minimum.

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@JacobsBen @SkyFootball Where did you get the asking price from?

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@CraigHope_DM @LukeEdwardsTele and @FabrizioRomano all breaking the "exclusive" story that Newcastle have rejected the derisory offer from Spurs for Tonali.

Do any of you have any idea what "exclusive" actually means?!

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@CraigHope_DM Where did you get that asking price from? Thin air? Your anus?

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@emilyhewertson Hard disagree.

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@FabrizioRomano It's not on though is it, because they've made one derisory offer and it's been rejected.

I don't get how you went from being one of the best transfer breakers on the web to being a shit-talking cartel club arselicker but you really should be ashamed.

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@zo_demalia Newcastle United

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@eb92safc Can't disagree. He's quick and he's a pretty good finisher, but we've had their pants down for the amount they paid, considering he was fit and benched for the last 4-5 games of the season.

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@thetruestorey My Nan could run recruitment better and she died 30 years ago.

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@LFCLaurie You'd be fucked without our scouts doing all your work for you.

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@agbnufc_ @NUFC It's not terrible, it's just worse than all the other home kits in the history of football.

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@NUFCMurph Well, delayed

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@NUFCMurph Wouldn't have known England were even playing tonight if I hadn't seen that it'd been postponed.

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@brfootball This headline got my hopes up, honestly. "Drop" used to mean something different.

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@NUFCMurph And away, with the exception of last season's 3rd.

The one we used for our logo for a while was one of the best we ever had...

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@marcadegol @adidasfootball 23/24 and 20/21 of those. The worst 3 are at the top.