Dominic Tootell

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@JBY35 That's Stockport mate ;-)

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@paymon Where are you skiing? (Or where are you intended to ski?)

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I miss video stores so much

[Paul Lewis @PaulLewis]

Here is the definitive story of the Michelle Mone, Tory ministers and PPE Medpro scandal. Now also feels like the right moment to publicly thank the Guardian's sources. They know who they are. And none of this could have been told without them. https://t.co/CkkA3PvKUK

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

i never thought i would find a spreadsheet funny, but the FTX balance sheet leaked by the @FT is incredible

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[tony hadnutt @thadnutt]

@RishiSunak You cannot even pay for petrol with contactless payment! FAIL!

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@wildescheese . o O (blessed are the cheese makers). Wishing you well for the future.

[Alex Xu @alexxubyte]

/1 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 [1]?

The study below runs 10 benchmark problems in 28 languages. It measures the runtime, memory usage, and energy consumption of each language. The abstract of the paper is shown below.

[Andy Wilson @aw160]

Excited to announce the Bad Ragas new single "Reload" on Spotify one week today You can pre-save now: https://t.co/z6jskrXQPJ (powered by @distrokid)

[Earth Ale Brewery @earthalebrewery]

It's the 2nd last day before Bothy Vineyard closes its wine shop doors! Swing by today before 5pm or tomorrow bet 11am-5pm before they're all gone! We'll be helping man the shop, so pls do help us raise a glass to their amazing legacy! 🥂
#englishwine #oxfordshire #oxfordwine

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

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NEW

Rishi Sunak's Green Card controversy just made the White House Daily Briefing...

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@InboundFrog Ich bin gekommen, um Ihren Kühlschrank-Mikrocontroller zu reparieren

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Get yourself put at the top of a KGB watchlist and ensure you have a miserable time in a gulag in Swindon in 2 years time after we get invaded as well.

Limited edition ‘Kompromat’ T-shirts.
Available now.
(Proceeds to support Victims in Ukraine)

https://t.co/OugSWXyOW1

[Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @OlufemiOTaiwo]

nobody ruin this with context

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@JBY35 Four seasons.

[Dominic Tootell @tootedom]

@JBY35 Reminds me of Donald.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Rico the Brazilian porcupine enjoying a snack.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Kleptomaniac kea kidnaps camera.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

This is amazing.