cali

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

That's it dude you're clearly on that good kush and alcohol I'm leaving

[Csilla☀︎ @fullofmeth]

I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes

[daniel @delawarecryptid]

Delete every picture of yourself and break all of the mirrors in your house, it's almost become Nothing November

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

putting my name as something funny at bowling and crying because i’m embarrassed

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰

[mimi ⊹ 🧁 @satorusbum]

when you have a friend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

getting this tattooed on my penis longways

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I'm having a magic episode

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram

[aiko of shedtwt @imsoaiko]

you can want to kill yourself and there will still be a man trying to fuck you

[corb @awshuqs]

i can’t go drinking with people because what if The Truth™️ comes out

[poison @NATpoisIN]

if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh

[Isolde @bigsilmaril]

Accidentally describing my brunch as orgasmic in front of my boyfriend who’s never made me cum #oops #shady

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything

[Adam @adamthealright]

I love SSRis. oh you’re depressed? Maybe this drug that makes you fat and retarded and unable cum will help

[macky @jeonngicals]

all my vapes burnt im basically taking turns
eating chatgpt and gemini pussy out

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[marina @bloodmajicks]

that’s just my half boyfriend don’t worry about him