blubbering oaf

currently on an exclusively beyond fried chicken diet he/him

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

"You ever be trying to suck the last boba up out of the cup and think.. damn! I'm giving it that Hawk Tuah! 🫢😂🤤🤤 #ISaidIt"
- Santa B. Claus

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

"I forgot to fush the toilet.. HO HO HO!"
- Santa B Claus

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

"Slow and steady wins the race, and I'm NOT talking about a foot race!"
- Santa B. Claus

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

"Sometimes... wishes DO come true!"
- Santa B. Claus

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

B*tch please, my generation grew up on Squid Game and Tiger King

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Hawk Tuah coin was a noble attempt to build generational wealth for marginalized communities. But go ahead and get your dunks in.

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

You don't really see people hypnotize others with curious pocket watches anymore..

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

@realjambajuice My dentist would pull down his mask and spit in my mouth but no one would believe me

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

What did the rooster say in the morning...

Hawk a toodle tuah!

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

@tubecreature

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

🫡🫡🫡

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

@realjambajuice I also think people would wear cups all the time to capture their one shot, then like freeze the sperm

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

@realjambajuice #yep #imafurry 😉

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

Comedian boyfriend in his girlfriends ear during sex:
"Babe can we please start riffing"
"Babe can we do a bit please"
"I'm about to riff and do bits so hard right now"

[Django Gold @django]

just saw something funny and instinctively started texting it to OJ; this is going to feel weird for a while

[blubbering oaf @toothfact]

@realjambajuice https://t.co/mX1GZRRKtp