DDub

Sarcastic shite with an idea of what it takes to tell it like it is.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

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[DDub @tootinandbootin]

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[ethan perry @beensoldshort]

there ain't no shortcut to a dream. its all just blood and sweat and life is what you make in between

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@beensoldshort "FUCKIN PAY ME!!!"

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@HLP90042 I hope this means low-lows

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@Jesus_M_Christ my friend thinks there's a special place in hell for you. I replied, "That's why he died on the cross"

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Justin Bieber has fucked more 13-year-olds than Roman Polanski, locked liquor cabinets, and algebra COMBINED.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@LAWeekly Taco Bell and authentic is a paradox.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@beensoldshort you egg me on and you won't even follow. where's the love. fuck love. respect?

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

My first big purchase was putting in a vagina-shaped pool. Like in life, I was always fucking ready to dive in head first.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@infomania thanks for making me laugh. your jersey shark bit was hilarious. too good, too good.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Happy birthday, President Obama! It's nice to see another black man in power.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@theyork I kindly refer you to this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

[ethan perry @beensoldshort]

I can't wait for the return of the one and only MF Kenny Powers http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/46a8

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

strutted out late 80's mazda coupe. fuckin hilarious. what a clown car.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@theyork what in the heck is a Velvet Merkin?

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@michaelianblack cause they ain't got no budget. they wear them once, then throw them away. you probably rock your wardrobe on weekends.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(718): Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

#thingsthatbotherme ain't nothin like a chick who won't be be booted after I've tooted.

[DDub @tootinandbootin]

@beensoldshort nice to see you here :)