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[TopatoCo! @topatoco]

PAFF STICKS! I mean uh, STAFF PICKS!

There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈

https://t.co/X6CoRRRwC0

[Oglaf @Oglaf]

We're doing a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5.
It's going pretty well!
https://t.co/ooRuVeKDbs

[TopatoCo! @topatoco]

Happy Lunar New Year! We've curated a special little collection for all your fire and horse-themed needs!

🔥 https://t.co/UiPmf8wD1O 🐎

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We got tons of games and gaming merch that you might be interested in! IF you’re a gamer, of course. only gamers are allowed on our site. (if you can see this post that means YOU are a gamer)

https://t.co/4ACFK5Wlcs

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"Cogito, ergo sum. I twink, therefore I am." -René Descartes, after smoking the Weed That Makes You Gay.

We all have a stupid twink in our lives, so why not support Our favorite, @ThisStupidTwink!

https://t.co/WrvQhB8sWT

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Less than a week left!

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Let your lovers, friends, and enemies (?) know how you really feel this upcoming February with a fun little card❤️ we got plenty of ‘em!

Shop here: https://t.co/QezZaqCowj

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Let's say you've gone back in time, but brown really isn't your color. Good news! @ryanqnorth's Time Travel Cheat Sheet shirt now comes in black, too! #timetravel #tshirt #screenprinting #excellent https://t.co/VopDXWrpDK

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I heard your passion is birdwatching
Mine is graphic design

Shop the birdwatching collection here! https://t.co/a1xt80Aza2

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We're not jucking around, we've got NEW items from
@MissionToZyxx ! This merch is in reference to their NEW prequel miniseries, “The Young Old Derf Chronicles”!

Merch can be found here: https://t.co/gmLfRqO7g1
New show can be found here: https://t.co/qVQZ3SxEkC

[TopatoCo! @topatoco]

Let your lovers, friends, and enemies (?) know how you really feel this upcoming February with a fun little card❤️ we got plenty of ‘em!

Shop here: https://t.co/QezZaqCowj

[TopatoCo! @topatoco]

We're not jucking around, we've got NEW items from
@MissionToZyxx ! This merch is in reference to their NEW prequel miniseries, “The Young Old Derf Chronicles”!

Merch can be found here: https://t.co/gmLfRqO7g1
New show can be found here: https://t.co/qVQZ3SxEkC

[TopatoCo! @topatoco]

That’s a WRAP👏

Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)

May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,

Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)

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TODAY'S THE FINAL DAY!

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Hark! One of our shipping deadlines for this season has already passed! HEED THESE DATES WISELY

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🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍

https://t.co/yrWFLq3SNM

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santa’s elves (topatoco employees) are COOKING UP A STORM (very busy) here in the workshop (the warehouse) #plshavemercy #topatoco #butthankyouforbuyingallthestuff :)

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USPS Priority ends today! Get those orders in if you want them before Crimmus!!!

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Hark! One of our shipping deadlines for this season has already passed! HEED THESE DATES WISELY

[Joey Comeau @joeycomeau]

I've just posted a story called Edith. It is a love letter. It is a dirty story. It is about a woman falling in love with a much older woman.

"If the world were to end now, I might live forever, feeling this way."

I hope that you like it:

https://t.co/n2SX0cP5uJ

[Gallery Nucleus @gallerynucleus]

🕯️Thank you so much for the wonderful reception to DISTRESS 2! @kinucakes pieces are now available online for you to browse: https://t.co/GHcVQkkOoO
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🦪 On Display until 01/11/26⁠
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#gallerynucleus #artshow #marielcartwright #bodyhorror #horrorart #macabre

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If our Gift Getters collection is too large for you, try out our Stocking Stuffers collection on for size! (do you get it. because they are smaller items, like to fit in a stocking?? hey is this thing on????) 🧦

https://t.co/ZoEa29LwHj

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We got comic books, art books, and even some books WITHOUT pictures (very rare)! These would make great gifts for many different ages, we’d say the range goes from like 1 year old to about 2 million years old? Probably?

https://t.co/Oj640JHSas