Tommy Biffer

#UTV

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

This is the greatest living American.

[Omar Baddar عمر بدّار @OmarBaddar]

STOP everything you're doing & listen to what Jewish American Doctor Mark Perlmutter saw in Gaza:

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

"Andre is not even my name mate." ⁉️

[James Heale @JAHeale]

“Hold the fort”

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

We must not be complicit in Israel's war crimes.

But Israel uses British-made arms in Gaza & our government still sells it weapons.

That's why today – alongside 134 MPs & Lords from Labour, the Conservatives, SNP, Lib Dems & more – I have called for arms sales to be suspended.

[katie @katefeetie]

my boomer-est opinion is that you have to force yourself to do things that are difficult and uncomfortable and you have to do it often, while you’re young and your brain is still flexible. yes, even if you are (functionally) mentally ill.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Honestly the funniest thing he’s ever done besides fall off the bike

[𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 @PlonkerImageLtd]

When the ketamine loud

[Tommy Biffer @topchump]

@quid4trolley @Acyutendra I’ll tell Adam to avoid the Malacca Strait for the time being

[Tommy Biffer @topchump]

Roid Sally Roid. Cracking flick

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Israel has dropped almost 30,000 bombs and shells on Gaza in 100 days, eight times more than the US aimed at Iraq in six years of war.

It’s not war. It’s genocide.

[Tommy Biffer @topchump]

@BethRigby @SkyNews @RuthDavidsonPC @jessphillips @quid4trolley I’ll sign you up to the Patreon for your birthday pal x

[Tommy Biffer @topchump]

@g4rse Used to be a certain type of guy in Birmingham would rep it but I think that’s faded out. I’m calling you tomorrow afternoon to do some sort of arrangements, on the piss right now so it’ll be afternoon

[Tommy Biffer @topchump]

Just clocked a white guy with a durag, fair play to him, been ages since I’ve seen one.

[JP @JJPalmer26]

My king. You deserved so much more. Horrendously let down by people with just a fraction of your intelligence. Won’t find a better game played no matter how many times they run this show. What a man. #TheTraitors

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Avoid having a drum confiscated by stewards at the football by simply not bringing a fucking drum out of the house, let alone to the football. I don't even own a drum. I'm not five or an Orangeman.

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

I have never seen a pair of black latex gloves make anything good. It's all pervert food

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

insane that some people prefer the vibes of lennon (heroin, getting your cock out, fur coat collection, wife-beating, getting shot) to the vibes of mccartney (weed, living on a farm, being silly, simply having a wonderful christmas time)