Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD

Middlebury & Brunswick Lax - ‘00, ‘01, ‘02 💍(yes, that’s a three peat) | NEPSAC first team SSM all 4 years | NESCAC first team vacuum | Married (x2) | ✝️

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Darien for the CT lax chip fuhhhh Fairfield county stay up fuhhhhb ferdaaaaaaa that’s so fucken pipeline #waterfront

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Bauer Vapor 1x Lite summer tbh

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

@chadbradswoleby @LankThad Being able to buy a ticket does not change the fact that you didn’t watch even one out of the 82 game regular season #casual

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Any other burners here

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Really enjoying the TikTok’s of that Johnny kid who is nonverbal and just rips the med cart and eats shredded cheese he kinda lives the same life as me but I genuinely have no excuse to be like this with no disability, 2 loving parents, from and affluent area #sherm

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Why Richard Jefferson kinda lookin …idk…. Uh… dildoish??

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

So good to be home can’t wait to do a lineup with my pledges from home (younger sibling) yeah let me get a meal swipe and my room cleaned too after this lineup hahahahaah actually bring your nic too hahahaha #hometownpm

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

I know you’re wearing a bad birdie polo behind the camera #sherm

[Donald "Big Nuts" Brown @DonnyBNBrown]

Golf bag dox for 200

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Anybody have a high thread count bed sheet recommendation?

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

White boy fixin to have himself a day #doxx

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Over the next few days don’t surprised if you get unfollowed. It’s going to get controversial, turbulent, and hostile. If I cut the tie between me and you please just understand that I did it to protect you #burnerverse

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

My buddies dad owns a smoke shop and said he has a Bronny come in all the time to buy pods

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Nobody tells you that that whole senior skip day isn’t that sick bc you get to do it every single day for the next 4 years without your mom knocking on the bathroom door while you geeb

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

This was an oversight- this would be very heavy and impractical but I won’t quit-make it a delivery service so I can pay someone to carry it

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Why isn’t there a 30 rack of tall boys yet?

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Why isn’t there a 30 rack of tall boys yet?

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Clear eyes, full heart,

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Ain’t gonna have any toes left by eod GAHDAYUM

[Chatham “Schmegma” Swanson, MD @topcornfromdeep]

Hahahaha Mrs. Heffley quit sliding those glasses down you so library sexy oml hahahahaah Mr. Jefferson just reposted your vsco

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