Chris Davis

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Had a guy at a bar tell me my haircut made me look like a fucked up person, he then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to buy some heroin. I politely declined lol

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Our biggest problem is that we think we shouldn’t have any.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

If you find yourself staring at an empty cup fill it up. #Motivation

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

@RBC you guys do more for new clients than you do for existing clients, this is rediculous.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Wish I could just fast forward to the point where my life is figured out.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Dear bugs, I don't want you dead on my windshield and I'm sure you feel the same way so look both ways before crossing the street. Thanks. 🐝

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

How many more popsicles do I have to eat until I cool down? This heat is killing me ☀️🔥

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

@Its_tcoops @TheChainsmokers $205 is the cheap part bro. Imagine the amount of $7.50 beer you'd have to drink to tolerate their music.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Everyday I tell myself that I will get my shit together tomorrow but the problem is, I tell my self that everyday... 😂😅

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

I wish I could reply to peoples reactions on Facebook posts. 😂

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

@Jauzofficial you're famous and people are dumb. There will always be hate! Keep in mind the love will always be greater and more important.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Feels good to move into my own place 😝😊

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

As time goes on, the service at @TimHortons seems like it is getting worse and worse.

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

Since when did Cinco de Mayo become such a big thing in Calgary... 😂

[Chris Davis @topher__davis]

I have to admit... @BillNye killed it with the dart 🎯 #smooth

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

I'll never get over how awesome it is living on my own

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

If I wanted to, I could throw a pancake at the window and no one would yell at me