Jazz Lane

I study freshwater fishes, and freshwater fishes accessories.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Governor Walz, I’m the Chair of the Suffolk County Young Democrats. In 2020, Trump won Suffolk by just 232 votes.

Neither of our congressmen will hold a town hall. If you’re willing come, we’d love to host you here so we can discuss how to move forward as a country.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Imagine democrats doing anything like this

[Jazz Lane @topherquake]

Egging politicians is a time honored tradition please participate if you hate your representatives or believe they are cowards. It’s hard to defend doing nothing with literal egg on your face. https://t.co/KRCoGK5e3m

[Jazz Lane @topherquake]

@elonmusk I found a government saving. Please buy a 9mm at your local Walmart and make sure you aim behind your ear. It’s the old German way. The walmart bit is important for the joke, so don’t overspend dicker junge.

[casual extortion @thats_canceled]

can’t even conjure up an image of JD vance in my brain anymore all i can see is this

[Jazz Lane @topherquake]

@BrilynHollyhand Hey man, they don’t sell certain things online. Please swing specifically the more narrow end into your skull as hard as possible. https://t.co/TSEHGXwIxm

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Get bird flu and give it to Elon

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

to the disgruntled marine with severe PTSD who’s grandmother just had her medicare cut cause of Elon:

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

“if you have access to a clay deposit you can make bricks and sell them to construction companies” is hilarious advice for at least 6 different reasons. Always read the replies. That’s where the real posters are.

[obamaatredrobin @obamaatredrobin]

conservatives want to ILLEGALIZE and cancel YOU for comedy

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

This may be one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.

[Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick]

They're calling it "the least important conversation ever recorded"

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Awesome! Way to go Eagles! 🇺🇸

[Damian Caraballo MD @813JAFERD]

savage