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nerd who likes books-adventure-intersectional feminism-and other shit

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

Just a little school shooting threat to our children today. Don’t worry! They gave the 26 yo a citation! Tomorrow, the police are going to issue a press release! Murder averted!
JFC another #parkland in the making
#NeverAgain #takethisseriously #arresthim

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

When your computer updates mid-session....

[Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen]

Don’t just support young black men when they’re running up and down some fucking court. Support ALL black men... Especially when we’re being mercilessly destroyed by the demons who’ve been employed to vanquish us! THIS is not a Game. THIS is the real #MarchMadness

#StephonClark

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

Being at a week long library conference is a constant mental stream of-I love your shoes; skirt; hair; glasses. Did I mention the hair....
#PLA18 #LibrariansHaveStyle

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

Librarians at conference, “Sorry.” “Excuse me.” “Sorry.” “Sorry.” “Excuse me.”

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

@CyrusMMcQueen This is the realest tweet ever.

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

@McDonalds how can you kick out a homeless man trying to eat? That was heartbreaking to watch. Homeless people are people.
#ThingsICantAccept #Heartless

[Keating Thomas @keatingthomas]

Shots were fired at Dalton High School in Georgia today—by a teacher. Clearly the only logical solution now is to arm all students.

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

@acluidaho have you seen HB619? It’s a bill which will require public libraries to filter their WiFi. It’s being voted on tomorrow morning.
#censorship

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

Every week I teach the same old man how to download ebooks. And I will continue to do so until he’s got it down.
#lifelonglearning #librarylife #LibrariesTransform

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

@ayelesperance I just read your article on the mystics and Flannery.
Makes me want to get out my Ursuline prayer book! 🙌

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I think in 2018 a good way to take back the government is if Obama just calls a press conference and says "You know what? The Constitution has been so fucked over in the past year and nothing matters anymore, so I'm just going to go ahead and declare myself President again. Hi."

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

.@realDonaldTrump bragging about his “button” doesn’t do good to anybody. He’s turned diplomacy into a game of spoiled children. Poor America, poor world.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

We're living in an incredible era where we might die in a nuclear inferno because a 70-year old basket case whose dad never loved him tricked disgruntled white people into voting for a fake get-rich scheme by selling hats.

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

@CyrusMMcQueen So apt.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I'm still with her. https://t.co/aVRuHFKn50

[Not Offred @topnotlibrarian]

Your ratings will never go up if you kill us all in a nuclear war @realDonaldTrump

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

When Blabbermouth Don talks about who has the bigger nuclear button, I think we all know what he's talking about. It's your basic dick-measuring contest. Sad!

[Keating Thomas @keatingthomas]

Always a relief when the majority of things trending on Twitter are about meaningless things like sports, movies and Ken Starr—and not about how the world is going to end because of idiots in power.

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Me normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.

Me playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.