Tycho

things I find funny & the occasional 18+ post… enjoy!

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@Leomoon415378 @ImperialBlade @Police_Clips That’s animal cruelty! They should NOT have shot the dog for doing something so fu**ed up- it does not have agency to deny orders.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@ImperialBlade @Police_Clips I’m still one of those people. I don’t talk like your racist ignorant ass claimed… but YES, the cops are the “bad guys” here, stupid.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@CynicalChuckle1 @4thOfJuly365 Y’all bootlickers crack me up! 🤣
I mean I hate cops enough that I would actually give up one member of society forever just for one of them to get a nice bullet wound… but beyond that we do NOT agree.
“back the blue” means “I’m a bitch” to me. Sorry not sorry.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@ForeverPlatypus @MrPitbull07 Nice rage bait! 🤣
Nobody ACTUALLY believes you’re that shitty of a human that you’re applauding cops getting off from injuring a septuagenarian… if you actually are: ummmm.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@stevek268 @FordJohnathan5 This is the biggest self-own ever. 🤣

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@jimmy_lind21791 @FordJohnathan5 Buy my family groceries for 6 months & I’ll pay you what they cost a year ago plus 10%!!
Omg, what an opportunity! You’re going to make $! Because you’re totally not wrong! Right?? Wait… right??

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@1NightmareFuel @creepydotorg Probably because you have to be really fucking stupid to play lotto? I’m hoping your dumbass question was rhetorical?

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@02Deuce @Avabelly__ How tf are you so dumb that you don’t understand that if they should get paid for it… then it shouldn’t be OPTIONAL. Would you build me a deck for my house and then I can “tip” you if I feel like it? No? Then the pay is not ok… NOT the customer.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@02Deuce @Granddadscrooge @Avabelly__ @Maryam_049 How much do u get paid? Because if it’s not enough, I’m going to make up the difference & pay u whatever would make it fair! Tell your boss u don’t need a raise! I’ll pay your salary for them!
Oh, u don’t believe me because that’s fucking crazy? So why do u think it works here???

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@TheExMan88 @financedystop @WeTheBrandon 30% is not REMOTELY “ambitious”. I literally chose “buy and hold” of one of the most highly traded stocks in the exchange.
Just ask ChatGPT: “hey, does aapl have about a 30% return, averaged over the last 10? Really? how about 20?”
(answers are 29% & 28%)

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@kha_marat @MatrixMysteries Hahahahahahahaha…!!!!
(my apologies if that wasn’t a joke & you’re just a fucking idiot)

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick Breaking news: “local man, wanting other people to take IQ tests to be able to talk to him, turns out (in defiance of every intelligent person ever born) turns out to be a climate change denier!”. 🤣🤣🤣

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick You’ve been called a bigot every day since 2008 & want to brag because you think it proves everyone ELSE is the problem?! 🤣

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick I like your idea! Want to ask each other easy questions & see who gets stumped first?
My experience has been anyone that claims “derp… me smart” tends to be…. not so much.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick You use Trump’s same face cream? 🤣
I never seen anyone your shade of orange in real life…

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick @financedystop I don’t get it.
Yes. I was a baby, while you were “working” a fake ass “job” where the heaviest thing you ever carried was a gun & you NEVER made $12/hr that you claim is a ton. And?!

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick @financedystop You boomer pussies are all the same

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick @financedystop lol, so the taxes of the actual HARD workers you’re slamming paid for your free medical for life, free education, free housing, free clothes, & all the other WELFARE you got while real men worked real jobs & you went from mommy to uncle sam coddling you. Super tough.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick @BANDIT_FL @kg32221381 @financedystop You’re a joke. You’re insisting everyone ELSE buy you do the work… but calling THEM lazy.
Hey stupid- do it YOURSELF. Duh. Nothing else would make sense. YOU are the one claiming hard work is easy.

[Tycho @topper24hours]

@MannsterRick @Svenishness @financedystop I thought your generation did work for muscle & only pussies payed for a gym?! 🤣
You can’t even remember the days you claim you were a tough guy in.
Tell me about the hard ass work you were doing in 1980 for $12/hour! (that’s $50/hr in 2026, adjusted for inflation)